Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
So long and thanks for all the laughs
The Salty Cee’s last post after 3 years, 70 writers, 777 articles, 107,877 page views, 1,320 social media followers, 98 subscribers and 1 joke later…
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50 Articles Wot We Never Wrote
Before our last post tomorrow, we give you 50 satirical articles wot we never wrote. And you won’t believe number 29!
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Why face masks are for life not just for COVID!
There are so many benefits to wearing masks that we should be wearing them for life and regardless of whether they help prevent the spread of COVID!
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Abortion Clinic Worker Fired After Delivering Healthy Baby
The birth of a child is a joyous event, but not for Pamela, whose blessed event turned into a nightmare after she lost her job at ABC Abortions.
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Messiah accidentally visits wrong planet!
Recently declassified documents show that the Messiah was meant to go to exoplanet Gliese 163 c and not planet earth.
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Constitution canonized as 67th book of the Bible
A special committee ratified the US Constitution as the 67th book of the Bible this week: “The advancement of the USA is part of God’s holy plan for all nations”
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Man leaves quarantine: Immediately blindfolded, offered cigarette and shot
Dennis Johnson left his home sans mask, and was almost immediately confronted by the lights and sirens of multiple police cars…
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Church’s Passion for God, Grammar and Punctuation Transforms Local Community
“Matthew 12:36 tells us we’ll give an account for careless words and that includes the holy two, grammar and punctuation.” says the pastor…
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AntiChrist Applicants Unqualified
There is a sad lack of candidates for the position of Antichrist with polished resumes, striking good looks with vaguely Eastern European ancestry.
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Texas Climate Expert Identifies Manna
Texan Climate expert William Smithsonian has revealed the real identity of Biblical manna and resolved the Kellogg’s and General Mills cornflake feud…
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
