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Union Seminary students confessed to plants on Tuesday after accidentally teaching the Bible. We thought that plants weren’t in the Bible but we were wrong.read more
In a message of solidarity, the archbishop encouraged the persecuted church in India to heed the words of the prophet Greta Thunbergread more
After Sam Smith’s brave stand coming out as non-binary, fellow celebrity Jeezy Breezy was inspired to come out as a gender binary cis-male.read more
A Salty Cee exclusive! We present the results of our investigation into whether the US governments is actually being run by aliens.read more
International Bible Publishing Company, Inc. LLC, which requested to remain unnamed, has filed suit against the use of the name “Hebrews Coffee House”read more
After three and a half years since beginning the Brexit process, British MPs finally admit that they have no idea what they want.read more
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