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Babylon Bee sees first conversion!
The Babylon Bee saw it’s first conversion yesterday as Democrat follower Linda Smith made a decision to follow Trump!
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Karen converts to Christianity
The infamous “Karen” shocked the world last week when she declared to everyone on Twitter (who hadn’t blocked her) that she had converted to Christianity.
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Big Tech Parler purge causes “great disturbance in the Force,” says Obi-Wan
The effect of Big Tech banning Trump and Parler from app stores and servers was so great it caused “a great disturbance in the force” felt by Obi-Wan.
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John Hagee releases his 2021 predictions!
After his 100% accurate predictions for 2020, John Hagee releases what God has told him will be happening in 2021. You won’t believe #5!
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Reporter who hasn’t written an article in months continues to brag that he’s a writer for The Salty Cee
Jeff hasn’t written an article for the Salty Cee since February 2019, yet he still brags that he writes for the internet’s premier satirical website.
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Dear Crass: What was your best bit of working at the Cee before you became famous?
Dear Crass, now that you’re a multi-billionaire, famous megachurch pastor, could you tell us about your favourite time when you worked at the Cee?
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Homeschoolers confirm that their lives did not change at all in 2020
Despite the COVID-19 pandemic, homeschooling families across the United States agreed that this year was more or less the same as any other.
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5 new year’s resolutions that won’t ruin your faith
Fed up with worldy New Year’s Resolutions that are broken in a few days? Fear not dear reader. We at the Cee have a list of godly resolutions just for you!
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Paw Patrol investigates Elisha and the Murderous Care Bears
Paw Patrol is on a new case, codenamed Maul Patrol on account of sweet, fluffy bears gone wrong after Elisha is taunted by some youths…
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Charismatic wards off COVID-19 with Psalm 91
Chris, a charismatic Christian, has successfully avoided COVID-19 infection by declaring Psalm 91 in faith over his life. “You just have to believe!”
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Where even the worst satire floats 
