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We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Hoping that we can bring cheer to your day.
Breaking News: President Trump insulted someone!
The nation is shocked after hearing that President Trump called someone a bad name with the intent of hurting someone’s feelings!
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Local Man’s DNA Test Reveals He’s 3% Nephilim
“Well this explains a lot,” said local resident Harvey Clanton after a DNA test showed that he was 3% Nephilim.
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Man meets Jesus in Baptismal tragedy
“In the baptism, I held him under, what felt like an eternity but was in reality probably only two minutes.”
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Overweight Christians use John 10:10 to justify behaviour
Overweight Christians have hit back at those who accuse them of gluttony by saying that Jesus clearly advocated their behaviour in John 10:10.
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World unmoved as the Salty Cee releases their first satirical book
Yesterday, the Salty Cee released their first book, imaginatively named “The Best of the Salty Cee Vol. 1”. But did the world notice? No they did not…
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Good news for men: Man caves are biblical
The whole idea of a man cave has been much ridiculed. Particularly by those who are not men. However, recent exegesis shows it is in fact Biblical.
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Masked ANTIFA demonstrators inspired by Moses
Another day another ANTIFA demonstration. But why do they feel the need to wear masks?
Our correspondent risked his life by asking them the reason.
Feminists thank BBC for fiddling its salary figures
Feminists are delighted that the BBC has fiddled its salary reporting so that more women appear in the top 10 of its highest earners.
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Halle Berry to play baby Princess Ariel in Disney’s The Little Mermaid
On Wednesday it was announced that Halle Berry will play Princess Ariel in Disney’s live action version of The Little Mermaid. However, the world was more excited to hear that Halle, aged 52, will not play the young princess Ariel (who was aged...
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Adam and Eve celebrate original independence day
The original and most dramatic independence day first occurred between Adam and Eve and God a much debated number of years ago.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
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Where even the worst satire floats 
