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Hoping that we can bring cheer to your day.
10 Ways to stop talking to that Christian guy you met on Bumble
Too often Christian woman have to fend off advances from unsuitable men. So we at the Cee present this handy list of how to lose them fast…
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Dodgers ready to keep tradition of blowing it in the MLB playoffs
After their win against the Rays, the Los Angeles Dodgers released a statement to assure their fans they are still planning to blow it in the playoffs.
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Alien robot invasion stopped by reCAPTCHA
Disaster was narrowly avoided last night as reCAPTCHA foiled an alien robot attack which sought to subdue our computer systems as prelude to a full scale invasion.
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How to tell the difference between Fox News and The Babylon Bee
With President Trump tweeting the Babylon Bee thinking it was Fox News, we at the Cee present this handy guide to knowing the difference.
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Christians in mourning as Veggietales Bob and Larry become old and rotten
Millions of Christians who wear weaned on Veggietales are in mourning after the news that Bob and Larry have become old and rotten.
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Church measures attendance by weight
Trouble with falling church attendance? Well have no fear! Just change how you measure it! One church can now say that it’s expanding by 7% per year!
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Joel Osteen bitten by werewolf. Releases new book!
We at the Cee genuinely thought 2020 couldn't get any worse when we heard that Stephenie Meyers had released a new Twilight book but how little did we know. As we head into Halloween 2020, we have received official confirmation that Joel Osteen has...
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Peter denies Trump 3 times!
Peter, a “Christian” man from Alabama, committed the grievous sin of denying God’s anointed leader, Donald Trump 3 times on facebook!
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New study: clown noses prevent the spread of COVID
New sciencey studies undertaken by the CDC have shown clown noses to be the most effective way to fight COVID19 and bring cheer to the world!
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Trump’s blood key to new Coronavirus cure!
After Trump’s miraculous recovery from COVID-19, doctors have found a unique protein in his blood that is key to creating a Coronavirus cure!
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
