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We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Hoping that we can bring cheer to your day.
The effect of Big Tech banning Trump and Parler from app stores and servers was so great it caused “a great disturbance in the force” felt by Obi-Wan.read more
Reporter who hasn’t written an article in months continues to brag that he’s a writer for The Salty Cee
Jeff hasn’t written an article for the Salty Cee since February 2019, yet he still brags that he writes for the internet’s premier satirical website.read more
Dear Crass, now that you’re a multi-billionaire, famous megachurch pastor, could you tell us about your favourite time when you worked at the Cee?read more
Despite the COVID-19 pandemic, homeschooling families across the United States agreed that this year was more or less the same as any other.read more
Fed up with worldy New Year’s Resolutions that are broken in a few days? Fear not dear reader. We at the Cee have a list of godly resolutions just for you!read more
Paw Patrol is on a new case, codenamed Maul Patrol on account of sweet, fluffy bears gone wrong after Elisha is taunted by some youths…read more
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