LifeWay to close stores due to efforts of conservative Christians
LifeWay Christian Resources is to close all its brick and mortar stores. Conservative Christians took to social media to claim responsibility.
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Millennial gives up coffee for Lent: Experiences sufferings of Christ
Tyler, a bearded Millennial, made the bold move of giving up coffee for a whole hour. After only 30 minutes he was shaking under the power of God.
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My space finds missing 50 million songs behind sofa
The news of this massive loss of 12 years worth of data shook the internet, as did the news that site MySpace still existed.
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Satirical News Website Cheating Scandal
“For too long, lying, cheating, payola and good old fashioned fraud have been the norm in publishing satirical news articles. That all ends, today.”
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Toddler Discovers that Baby Sharks are Still Predators
Little Peggy Sue was so enamored by the song Baby Shark that one day she wandered off from her daycare and attempted to pet a baby shark
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Bernie Sanders cuts head on capitalism
Bernie Sanders cut his head on the corner of a capitalist glass shower door and received 7 stitches on Friday. The 2020 candidate has been given a clean bill of health and has bounced back in fighting form: "These kind of accidents would never...
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Dear Crass: My father thinks he’s a Twitter sensation
Dear Crass: My dad has over a 1000 followers on Twitter and now thinks he’s a Twitter Sensation…
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Preaching time reduced to fit in more church notices
If a church meets but doesn’t have church notices can it be called a church meeting? How Cross Point church is breaking new ground.
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College Admissions Scandal: Disadvantaged rich people need help to get in
College Admissions: Actresses Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin, were praised for their work helping disadvantaged rich children enter top colleges.
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Brexit: MPs call for another vote until people get it right
Brexit: “It’s important that the people are allowed to agree with the answer we want,” say MPs.
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