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Mr. Robert Lookatme, Barista Emeritus at Last Baptist Church, describes his biblical coffees, including the cold reward, the cup of wrath and the Spue-thee.read more
“There’s a natural synergy between the BLM protests and Black Friday as this is the closest many citizens will get to rioting and looting stores!”read more
When Joe received a call saying the “main internet server was down” from “Jack”, a man with a thick Indian accent he knew there would be trouble…read more
Poor Gary never expected the grace before his meal of “God bless this food to my body” to turn out like it did…read more
A Midwestern church pastor is using POLKAs to help reach the lost. “What could be better than loving your neighbour with accordion music playing?”read more
A local church is reeling after one of its members committed the strange, deviant act of considering dating someone of another denomination!read more
Dr. Anthony Fauci has had a dramatic conversion about the benefit of Ultraviolet radiation in killing the Covid-19 virus on the road to Damascus!read more
The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.