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Church prefers resounding gong to love
First Independent Fundamentalist Baptist Church in Georgetown, Kentucky thinks having a resounding gong instead of love is a fair trade.
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NFL team hears everything Dad says!
Like many dads, Ben yells out instructions while watching the NFL. However, in a strange turn of events, the Eagles players followed his shouted orders!
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Hallmark releases biblical Halloween costumes
Hallmark corporation has taken a bold marketing strategy and recently unveiled its new line of biblical Halloween costumes.
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Environmentally Friendly Calvinists add Sixth Sola
Calvinists have been predestined to become more environmentally friendly and have added a sixth sola to John Calvin’s original five solas…
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Nokia brick phones included among the 144,000
The debate about the identity of the 144,000 servants of God sealed in Revelation 7 has finally been solved: Nokia brick phones.
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Pumpkin Spice monster attacks Tokyo
A 100 ft. tall orange slime monster is currently attacking the city of Tokyo. Experts have revealed that the creature is made entirely out of pumpkin spice.
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Benny Hinn to Retire from Ministry, Open Restaurant
Televangelist Benny Hinn has announced he will be retiring from ministry to focus on his new passion: opening a chain of American restaurants in Japan.
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Pastor’s daughter declared “nearly perfect” by Pastor
Multiple sources have confirmed that a local pastor’s daughter, Miss Grace Full, is in fact 99% above reproach; she is practically perfect.
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Support group to help people resist early Christmas music
Church sets up support group to help members resist listening to Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
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Heroic ANTIFA stop fascist granny crossing street
This week heroic ANTIFA members in Ontario bravely took a stand against a fascist granny who was crossing the road armed with a walker.
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