St Paul demoted from being an apostle
Sadly St Paul was demoted from an Apostle due to not being able to perform miracles consistently at all hours of the day and in all environments.
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NASA confirms: Joel Osteen’s smile visible from space
NASA confirmed yesterday that astronauts were able to see the glow from Joel Osteen’s smile while aboard the International Space Station.
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Ireland to celebrate Herod’s massacre of the innocents this year
Ireland celebrates its inclusivity by including the massacre of the innocents in nativity plays and allowing women to play this traditionally male role.
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Dating help for KJV lovers at Independent Fundamentalist Baptist Only.com
After the success of Christian dating sites like Christian Mingle, Hyles-Anderson college has developed a new site for IFB KJV loving men and women to find God’s match for them.
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Politically Correct and Socially Acceptable Christmas Songs
The Salty Cee brings you politically correct Christmas songs like “Frosty, the Non-Patriarchal, Non-Cisgendered Snow Person”
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Benny Hinn Severs Tendon in Arm While Healing
Benny Hinn suffered a severed tendon using a sidearm approach to healing, which has only been mastered by the great Kenneth Copeland. After releasing his long-awaited self-defence course, Hinn has been on a streak of KOs, currently leading the...
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Magic: The Gathering Atheist expansion pack now available!
Magic: The Gathering, releases the much-anticipated Atheist Expansion Pack titled: Atheist: The Imagining (Denialmasters).
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Political Christians horrified to discover the book of Daniel
“This whole ‘book of Daniel’ implies that we should put God before our political party and so must clearly be non-canonical.”
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Kevin Hart not perverted enough to present Oscars
Hollywood who prides itself on its diversity and harbouring sexual predators was shocked to discover that Kevin Hart wasn't another pervert. Benjamin Lee spent hours scrolling through 10 years worth of Kevin's tweets to find that he just didn't...
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Dear Crass: Should we really be mocking Christians like Benny Hinn?
Dear Crass, I see a lot of people calling out Joel Osteen, Joyce Meyer, Rachel Held Evans, and the list goes on. I don’t get it. Shouldn’t we love these people? Do we really need to call them out as heretics on Social Media? Shouldn’t we pray for...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
