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Calvinists have been predestined to become more environmentally friendly and have added a sixth sola to John Calvin’s original five solas…read more
Televangelist Benny Hinn has announced he will be retiring from ministry to focus on his new passion: opening a chain of American restaurants in Japan.read more
Multiple sources have confirmed that a local pastor’s daughter, Miss Grace Full, is in fact 99% above reproach; she is practically perfect.read more
Church sets up support group to help members resist listening to Christmas music before Thanksgiving.read more
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