Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Hoping that we can bring cheer to your day.
Too often Christian woman have to fend off advances from unsuitable men. So we at the Cee present this handy list of how to lose them fast…read more
After their win against the Rays, the Los Angeles Dodgers released a statement to assure their fans they are still planning to blow it in the playoffs.read more
With President Trump tweeting the Babylon Bee thinking it was Fox News, we at the Cee present this handy guide to knowing the difference.read more
Millions of Christians who wear weaned on Veggietales are in mourning after the news that Bob and Larry have become old and rotten.read more
We at the Cee genuinely thought 2020 couldn't get any worse when we heard that Stephenie Meyers had released a new Twilight book but how little did we know. As we head into Halloween 2020, we have received official confirmation that Joel Osteen has...read more
New sciencey studies undertaken by the CDC have shown clown noses to be the most effective way to fight COVID19 and bring cheer to the world!read more
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