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Middle-aged, Out-of-shape Native American Demands NFL Tryout
A Middle-aged, out-of-shape member of the Mi’k-maq Tribe was arrested for protesting without a permit in front of the headquarters of the NFL today.
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Climate Scientists to be given 501c3 Tax exempt status
Greta Thunberg has been elected supreme moral authority of the world and will appoint climate scientists as advisors with 501c3 tax exempt status.
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Introvert’s Worship Experience Completely Derailed by Meet and Greet
An introverted Minnesota woman this past Sunday was unable to return to a place of surrender after an impromto meet and greet during the service.
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How to run a perfect church
Five steps I used to create a perfect church: one where there are no problems whatsoever which must mean that we are experiencing the unity of Christ.
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Bears maul youths after “OK, boomer” comment
Biblical scholars have shed new light on the story of Elisha and the bears who mauled 42 youths in 2 Kings 2:23-25.
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Plain Milk to be renamed Caucasian Milk
President Trump issued his most progressive order against racism: plain (white) milk must now be referred to as “Caucasian milk”
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Jon Crist cancels remaining tour due to poor joke allegations
Popular Christian comedian Jon Crist has cancelled his latest tour due to reports that he engaged in multiple instances of telling poor jokes.
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UK Brexit: Queen to pardon Guy Fawkes
The Queen issued a posthumous pardon to Guy Fawkes as he could have stopped this whole Brexit mess before it had even got started.
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Church with Full Children’s Ministry Volunteer Roster Suspected of Witchcraft
A group of Ohio churches contend the Millers Bible church’s children’s ministry cannot have adequately staffed its Sunday classrooms by any natural means.
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Churches remember The Fall by making clocks go back
A number of churches across the US have begun remembering The Fall by making their clocks go back by an hour this weekend.
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