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Local Church changes coffee ministry to comply with doctrinal statement
Mr. Robert Lookatme, Barista Emeritus at Last Baptist Church, describes his biblical coffees, including the cold reward, the cup of wrath and the Spue-thee.
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Man accused of being trans-careerist
You chose to become a fireman ten years ago when you were 8, to change your career now would lead to risk of psychological trauma…
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Planned Parenthood Poultry Promo Pulled!
Planned Parenthood’s Poultry Promo, which gave a free Thanksgiving turkey to every abortion recipient, has been pulled after complaints from PETA.
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Black Friday officially renamed Black Lives Matter Friday
“There’s a natural synergy between the BLM protests and Black Friday as this is the closest many citizens will get to rioting and looting stores!”
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Turkey’s thanksgiving COVID plot exposed!
“It appears that a number of CDC officials had received payments from turkeys to prevent thanksgiving from taking place,” said an FBI spokesman.
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Scam Caller gets racially abused – complains to Human Rights Commission – gets $25k payout!
When Joe received a call saying the “main internet server was down” from “Jack”, a man with a thick Indian accent he knew there would be trouble…
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Christian disappointed after asking God to bless his burger
Poor Gary never expected the grace before his meal of “God bless this food to my body” to turn out like it did…
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Christians use POLKAs to carry out the Great Commission!
A Midwestern church pastor is using POLKAs to help reach the lost. “What could be better than loving your neighbour with accordion music playing?”
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Shock as Christian considers dating outside their denomination!
A local church is reeling after one of its members committed the strange, deviant act of considering dating someone of another denomination!
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Dr Fauci dramatic conversion after seeing the UV light!
Dr. Anthony Fauci has had a dramatic conversion about the benefit of Ultraviolet radiation in killing the Covid-19 virus on the road to Damascus!
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