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IFB preachers were taken aback when they discovered a portion of the Bible that does not mention the evils of Rock and Roll or Contemporary Christian Music!read more
The life of Jerry Falwell Jr. has taken an amazing turn due to the grace of God after he posted the above image on his Instagram feed with the captionread more
The Coronavirus lockdown has affected churches in every country. While some have stated that social distancing has drastically improved greeting time others have struggled with the restrictions on meeting together, in particular the ban on...read more
An unidentified major league baseball player suffered a serious knee injury while kneeling in protest during the playing of the national anthem.read more
There had been much speculation over who Joe Biden would choose for vice president, but no-one thought he would ever choose Mike Pence.read more
Taylor Swift has just released her latest album, Folklore, and already calls to the national suicide prevention hotline have rocketed. "Usually it's quite about this time of the year," says Linda, a trained crisis worker, "but suddenly the lines...read more
While reading through the book of Revelation, young scholar and critic Ivan Idea was suddenly struck with inspiration so great that it forced him to put down his latte and scone and take a second look. He noticed that in all of his apocalyptic...read more
Antifa claim responsibility for beheading the statue of Jesus Christ as he was white and claimed to be God and thus a supremacist. Educate yourself!read more
The Church of the Latter Day Saints (or the Mormons) have had their first church split following the discovery of the original golden tablets first translated by Joseph Smith.read more
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