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Christian forgets to post about Lent social media fast
Like many Christians, Alice, gave up social media for Lent. But she forgot to post about it on social media. Now how will she let people know?
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Church Gives Away Toilet roll to Increase Streamed Service Attendance.
Pastor Scott Charmin has decided to have a weekly toilet paper giveaway for one blessed viewer of the Church’s live streamed service.
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Calling all Christians with a sense of humour!
Let’s use our God-given sense of humour to write the Corona Virus Version of the bible and raise money to help people in this time of need.
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Modern church approach to Coronavirus superior to early church response to plague
With the Coronavirus lockdown bored Christians have started comparing the their approach to that of the early church’s response to the Cyprian Plague.
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Pastor politicizes computer virus
A local pastor has used a computer virus to forcibly achieve a promotion within his church, by the cunning use of church politics.
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Catholic Church hires hibachi chef to serve Mass
The Catholic church has come up with a novel solution for administering mass during the Coronavirus lockdown: hibachi priest-chefs!
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Bill and Ted 3: Easter plot revealed!
We at the Salty Cee can exclusively reveal the plot to Bill and Ted 3 which saves Easter from the Corona Virus!
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Translators work furiously on new Corona Virus Version (CVV) of the Bible
Bible scholars have begun a daily web conference to work feverishly on creating a new Corona Virus Version (CVV) of the Bible.
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Nations newly home schooled kids introduced to math and science
The nation’s newly home schooled children are reportedly confused and dazzled by their first introduction to concepts such as math and science.
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Rural churches lack faith to switch to online services
Large numbers of rural churches have decided to remain open despite the dangers of Coronavirus as they lack the faith to switch to online only services.
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