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Dick and Janey discuss: Righteous Punishment for the Houston Astros
Dick and Janey, talk show hosts of Yucky World, will be discussing the appropriate punishment for the Houston Astros sign stealing scandal.
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90% of Brits didn’t take Storm Dennis seriously because of the name
Apparently, 90% of Brits were caught unprepared for Storm Dennis because the name Dennis just didn’t seem all that threatening…
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Evangelicals slam The Broom Challenge as witchcraft!
The broom challenge, where you have to make a broom stand on its bristles, has gone viral and evangelicals have been quick to condemn it as witchcraft.
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Valentines Day: Retailers shocked by sudden spike in male shoppers
Retailer’s reported a massive spike in the number of male shoppers which started late last night before Valentine’s Day and has continued this morning.
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Academy to only nominate non-Western films for Oscars in diversity bid
It's that time of the year where everyone looks forward to being lectured by the rich and famous at the Oscars 2020. However, despite the Academy claiming that they are woke they have, until this year, consistently voted for American films, apart...
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Man with suspected coronavirus just has manflu
Jim Smith soon woke with the the corona virus symptoms but it turned out he actually had the more deadly manflu strain of this epidemic!
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Struggling Minnesota church asks Millennials to leave
Shady Grove Congregational Church is telling the Millennials to find another place to worship so they can reach the ageing Baby Boomer generation.
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Christians watch Superbowl halftime show to “confirm” its depravity
Christians across American tuned in to watch the Superbowl halftime show so they could then denounce its depravity on social media.
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Church of England apologises for believing the Bible
The Church of England’s House of Bishops published pastoral guidance which took the Biblical view on sex and marriage. They then promptly apologised for it.
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How to get the most out of the NFL Superbowl: A Salty Cee guide for Christians
It’s the NFL Superbowl again, one of Christianity’s newest holidays. Here’s the Salty Cee’s guide to celebrating this sacred event in an appropriate manner.
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