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A single white, fuzzy glove preserved in tar on the plains of Moab suggests the Israelite armies were led into battle by a small handbell choir..read more
Today, the real Ricky Gervais was found tied and gagged to a radiator in an English country house after an anonymous tip off. The host of the golden globes was not him!read more
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex announced on Friday that they would step back from their role senior royals to carve out a “progressive new role”. Details of this progressive role have been revealed to involve keeping their royal titles, their grace...read more
In his Sunday address to Catholics around the world, the Pope announced an eighth holy sacrament: rotas. Traditionally, the Holy Catholic Church has recognised seven sacraments instituted by Christ that provide a special measure of grace to...read more
It’s been one year since Kanye West’s Sunday services started and shockingly one rural church pastor is planning to include him in their service today.read more
Having trouble choosing a New Year’s Resolution? Let us at the Cee help you out with our handy guide to setting the perfect resolution for you!read more
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