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Dick and Janey, talk show hosts of Yucky World, will be discussing the appropriate punishment for the Houston Astros sign stealing scandal.read more
Apparently, 90% of Brits were caught unprepared for Storm Dennis because the name Dennis just didn’t seem all that threatening…read more
The broom challenge, where you have to make a broom stand on its bristles, has gone viral and evangelicals have been quick to condemn it as witchcraft.read more
Retailer’s reported a massive spike in the number of male shoppers which started late last night before Valentine’s Day and has continued this morning.read more
It's that time of the year where everyone looks forward to being lectured by the rich and famous at the Oscars 2020. However, despite the Academy claiming that they are woke they have, until this year, consistently voted for American films, apart...read more
Shady Grove Congregational Church is telling the Millennials to find another place to worship so they can reach the ageing Baby Boomer generation.read more
Christians across American tuned in to watch the Superbowl halftime show so they could then denounce its depravity on social media.read more
The Church of England’s House of Bishops published pastoral guidance which took the Biblical view on sex and marriage. They then promptly apologised for it.read more
It’s the NFL Superbowl again, one of Christianity’s newest holidays. Here’s the Salty Cee’s guide to celebrating this sacred event in an appropriate manner.read more
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