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Hipsters celebrated at craft breweries throughout the nation after pandas announce: “We were social distancing before it was cool.”read more
After watching the Joe Biden interview on the Breakfast Club today, millions of black Americans were shocked to discover that they weren’t actually black.read more
A masked man was caught on security cameras robbing a local convenience store. Police took 4,226 masked men who fitted the description into custody.read more
A minister of the Unitarian Universalist Church has been called to resign after mentioning the bible, offending non-Christian members of the congregation.read more
Given how long the Coronavirus survives on surfaces, the WHO has taken the unprecedented step of reducing the 5 second rule to 3 seconds “just to be safe”.read more
“The Church of the Listening Fellowship” has promised, upon opening, to enforce social distancing by filling every other seat and row, with a mannequin.read more
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