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New Evidence Suggests Israel Led into Battle by Handbell Choir
A single white, fuzzy glove preserved in tar on the plains of Moab suggests the Israelite armies were led into battle by a small handbell choir..
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Real Ricky Gervais found! Doppelganger hosted Golden Globe Awards!
Today, the real Ricky Gervais was found tied and gagged to a radiator in an English country house after an anonymous tip off. The host of the golden globes was not him!
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Duke and Duchess of Sussex to step back from everything except privilege
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex announced on Friday that they would step back from their role senior royals to carve out a “progressive new role”. Details of this progressive role have been revealed to involve keeping their royal titles, their grace...
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Catholic church adds rotas to list of sacraments
In his Sunday address to Catholics around the world, the Pope announced an eighth holy sacrament: rotas. Traditionally, the Holy Catholic Church has recognised seven sacraments instituted by Christ that provide a special measure of grace to...
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Chicago issues health & safety guide
In light of the continuous spate of gun violence, the city of Chicago is releasing their health and safety guide to staying safe (aka how not to get shot).
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Old rural pastor discovers Kanye (and tries to be hip)
It’s been one year since Kanye West’s Sunday services started and shockingly one rural church pastor is planning to include him in their service today.
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New Year Sermon Bingo
Dreading the first sermon of 2020? Worried that they’ll talk about their 2020 vision? Worry no more as this 2020 sermon bingo card will help you through!
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The Top 20 Articles Wot We Never Wrote in 2019
In the New Year, many sites give you their top 20 articles from the previous year – but not us! We give the top 20 we didn’t write. So there.
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Woman turns the other hand after Pope slap
In an astonishing video clip that has since gone viral we see what has been dubbed the pope slap after an overeager pilgrim grabbed his hand.
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The Salty Cee guide to setting New Year’s resolutions
Having trouble choosing a New Year’s Resolution? Let us at the Cee help you out with our handy guide to setting the perfect resolution for you!
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