John Hagee Releases Blood Moon Book On Home Decorating
In a surprising marketing shift, Rev. John Hagee has begun a new series of home decorating books on the eve of the January 20th “Super Wolf Blood Moon.”
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Gillette razors now come with woke lectures
Gillette also seeks to stop men using the phrase ‘boys will be boys’ given the prevalence of gender reassignment therapy.
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Brothers in Christ Duke it Out Over a Bible
Two Christian men were both eyeing up the last copy of the NIV study bible, when the former slapped the latter, causing an all-out fist fight to ensue within the walls of America’s premier Christian Bookstore chain.
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Bored of the government shutdown? Here’s some 2019 government start-ups
In an effort to restore what little faith Americans may yet have during the government shutdown here are three government START-UPS scheduled for 2019.
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Artist develops inspirational “God Bless It” wave tattoo
I see this Christian tattoo as a New Testament application of an Old Testament wave offering.
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Pokemon Millennial Edition: Search for offences
Unlike the original where players tried to catch various imaginary creatures Pokémon Millennial Edition has them catching imaginary offences instead.
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Jeff Bezos divorcing wife for Alexa
Apparently Jeff Bezos had the divorce papers sent to MacKenzie by drone with Amazon Prime’s next day delivery.
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Church plans hog roast outreach for muslim neighbours
Pastor Clew and His Church – Our Lady of Perpetual Ignorance – will be hosting a weekly hog roast outreach with the intent of drawing in his Muslim neighbors and tearing down some of the barriers.
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Chris Tomlin Releases 800 CD Multiple-Box Set
Chris Tomlin releases a 800 CD box set titled “The Song that Never Ends.”
Your money back if you hear the same song twice in the first 5 days.
PureFlix Popular Christian Movie Guide Contains Printing Error
We reached out to PureFlix for an explanation and they told us that the Popular Christian Movie Guide was accurate.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
