Easter service: Overnight queues begin for those who want seats
Queues have already begun at First Covenant Community church ahead of its Easter service. “Why don’t people don’t spread out their Easter visits over the year?”
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Global grief over warehouse megachurch fire
The fire at Grace Synergy megachurch has brought global outpouring of grief and monetary support to rebuild this cultural icon
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Worship leader finds the fabled fourth chord
“I was cycling through the holy trinity of worship chords: G, C and D, when my hand slipped. It wasn’t repetitive strain injury but divine intervention.”
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Notre Dame Cathedral Fire: woke response guide
With the Notre Dame Cathedral fire gutting its spire, the Salty Cee shows you who to blame and what virtue signalling you should be involved in today.
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New range of biblical clothing launched
After the success of the “What Would Jesus Protest” bracelets Lifeway have released clothing based on bible verses starting with “As the deer pants”
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Dear Crass: dealing with a problem church member
Dear Crass,
How would you deal with a member of your church, a real “problem child” shall we say?
First complete recording of ‘black hole’ sermon made!
The first complete recording of one of Pastor Bob Jones’ long “black hole” sermons was made yesterday.
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First black hole image looks like “blank screen”
At a cost of more $50m and involving more than 200 scientists over 2 years the first ever image of black hole led to disappointment.
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Chicago demands refund after watching Jussie Smollet’s latest play
Chicago Mayor, Rahm Emanuel, demands refund after attending Jussie Smollet’s latest play “white privilege” performed in a courthouse.
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Salty Cee editor on holiday: please write own article
Look, why are you here? I told you that the editor (that's me referring to myself in the third person) was away on holiday so you need to write your own article. So there isn't going to be anything here worth your time reading. So stop reading this...
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