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Pandas: “We were social distancing before it was cool.” Hipsters rejoice
Hipsters celebrated at craft breweries throughout the nation after pandas announce: “We were social distancing before it was cool.”
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Jehovah’s Witnesses switch to carrier pigeons
The Jehovah’s Witnesses High Command has approved the use of carrier pigeons for use during the Coronavirus Pandemic as e-mail evangelism fails.
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Shock as millions of black Americans suddenly discover they’re white!
After watching the Joe Biden interview on the Breakfast Club today, millions of black Americans were shocked to discover that they weren’t actually black.
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Masked man robs convenience store: 4,226 suspects in custody
A masked man was caught on security cameras robbing a local convenience store. Police took 4,226 masked men who fitted the description into custody.
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Universalist Minister Accidentally Mentions the Bible
A minister of the Unitarian Universalist Church has been called to resign after mentioning the bible, offending non-Christian members of the congregation.
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5 second rule to be reduced due to Coronavirus fears
Given how long the Coronavirus survives on surfaces, the WHO has taken the unprecedented step of reducing the 5 second rule to 3 seconds “just to be safe”.
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Fears Rise of Foul Wind Carrying Coronavirus
Scientists are investigating if COVID-19 can be transmitted in particles escaping the body via the release of foul wind, commonly known as farting.
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Church uses mannequins to enforce social distancing and so much more…
“The Church of the Listening Fellowship” has promised, upon opening, to enforce social distancing by filling every other seat and row, with a mannequin.
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First Space Force Chaplain Volunteers for Duty!
Beauford Boudreaux of Houma, Louisiana plans to be the first chaplain in Present Trump’s space force. Let’s hope no-one bursts his bubble…
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N95 face mask arrested for hate crime!
In a shocking development in the COVID-19 pandemic, a N-95 face mask has been arrested in New York City for perpetrating hate crimes.
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