The Magi were able to locate the manger of Christ Jesus by following a cosmological text largely plagiarized from the works of American author Hal Lindsey!read more
Churches have seized the popularity of the Black Friday deals by creating their very own Black Sunday deals to lure people into their services.read more
Conservative churches who were hesitant to accept Kanye’s conversion now know they were right to delay after he accepted Joel Osteen’s invite to Lakewood.read more
Support for Chick-Fil-A by the Christian community turned to dismay when they announced they would no longer donate to The Salvation Army.read more
The Irish rockers U2 are pursuing legal action against the entire Evangelical Church for, “totally ripping off [their] whole vibe.”read more
Popular Christian comedian Jon Crist has cancelled his latest tour due to reports that he engaged in multiple instances of telling poor jokes.read more
The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.