Pastor John MacArthur, the Senior Pastor of Grace Community Church in Sun Valley, CA has been contemplating retirement in recent years. But, he realizes that he doesn't have the right person to take over for him when he does choose to retire. He was hoping that God's...
Scientists have finally confirmed what has long been suspected by the goosebumps of congregations everywhere: prayer and ministry are just oh-so-better with soft music playing in the background. Researchers from the University of Oxford examined the effects of prayer...
But there’s only so much niceness Joel Osteen can exude before the pent-up frustration caused a messy incident.
They don’t know when they’ll finally break the abstinence pledge but after abstaining so long before marriage, “a few extra years is nothing,”
“As the Youth Pastor’s immediate supervisor, I should have been paying more attention to the passage of time. After six to eight months, I should have realized it was time to terminate him.”
More recent prayers implored the Almighty to just alter the course of Hurricane Michael slightly to punish the heathen in Biloxi, Mississippi.
Local authorities were recently called to the 300 block of Main Street, the location of the Central Chicago Conservative Contemporary Charismatic Church of Christ (hereafter referred to as the Seven C’s) in the wake of a string of robberies from none other than a...
Rumors have swirled that the true number of guitar bass players in the world is approximately one. An omnipresent one, but one none the less.
“Most people have never sung the third verse of any hymn. This new hymnal rectifies this deficiency experienced by most – if not all – Baptists and Methodists.”
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