99% of people will just scroll past this article
The blood, sweat, and tears that we pour into writing these articles just spurned in
But not you!
You are one of the 1% who took the time to come here and visit this humble website and read this article to see what it’s all about.
That makes us feel all squiggly inside.
Until about this point in the article.
Because it was about here that you began to suspect that maybe
But hold on! You need to focus on the positive, as Joel Osteen exhorts us, you are special – you are the 1%, you are kind and thoughtful, …
OK, we admit it.
It’s a Sabbath and we’re taking a break from work but we think we can legalistically get away with writing drivel as it’s not really any effort…
But at least you had fun while you were.
You did have fun, didn’t you?
Oh please say yes…
“Reporter”: John Spencer aka Not the Bible