Amber Alert Issued for T.D. Jakes’ Missing Cufflink

DALLAS, TX—An amber alert has been issued for one of TD Jakes’ missing cufflinks, valued at the price of a median single-family home.

Jakes, known for his fiery preaching, was getting into it one Sunday and apparently one of the cufflinks flew off. Search parties working around the clock have been unable to locate it.

The 24K gold cufflink with a pretty modest-sized cluster of diamonds in the center was sentimental to Jakes as it was the 7th piece of diamond jewelry he’d purchased and 7 is the Hebrew number of perfection.  This apparently is the reason for the custom engraving of the words “Da Man”.

Jakes is therefore passionate about its return, and as he is fond of saying “It is your passion that empowers you to be able to do that thing you were created to do” and since he is like Christ who came to seek and save the lost, he knows that this is what he is created to do.

Its loss has affected TD Jakes’ sleep so much that he constantly dreams about its return and “if you can dream it then you can achieve it” but it’s been a month now and still there’s no sign of it.

Asked, why he doesn’t just let it go he responded, “It’s not over until the Lord says it’s over.” Since “a setback is a setup for a comeback” he is expecting to not only get this piece of diamond jewelry back but also gain more.

If you wish to donate towards the cost of the search teams who are working round the clock then contact his office.  All major credit cards are accepted. 

Reporter: Angry Nursery Worker