Benny Hinn Severs Tendon in Arm While Healing
Benny Hinn suffered a severed tendon using a sidearm approach to healing, which has only been mastered by the great Kenneth Copeland.
After releasing his long-awaited self-defence course, Hinn has been on a streak of KOs, currently leading the Pentecostal League in number of healings.
The recipient of the blow that resulted in Benny’s injury says that she feels better than ever and that she has been downgraded from having a minor twisted ankle to a “severe fracture”.
What will become of all Hinn’s followers who are waiting in line to be healed? His understudy Rev. Benihana will step up to the plate, but instead of healing with his hand and a random blast of fire, he will employ the Japanese art of
Sadly with his arm in plaster, pastor Benny is unable to use his moves to heal himself and his understudy’s
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