John Hagee releases his 2020 predictions

John Hagee has just released his predictions for 2020. We urge you dear readers, to read these predictions carefully and seriously decide how you will respond to them!

This is serious, a preacher like Hagee who was bold enough to predict that judgement day has to do with a blood moon must be real.

Prediction #1

A judgement day will come and yes, this will be following a blood moon. “Does the Bible not say the moon will turn to blood in the book of Revelation,” said Hagee, “judgement will come in 2020!”

John Hagee assured us that this judgement will be different than his previous blood moon judgement days. Honest!

Prediction #2

Celebrities will die in 2020. Yes, that’s right, the people we admire for their fame and accomplishments will die in this new year. Hagee described this as not a natural occurrence of life but, as a removal of idols in preparation for Jesus’ glorious return.

Prediction #3

A heatwave will occur in the summer months. And this will be unlike previous years because it will occur in 2020 rather than previous years.

Prediction #4

There will be wars and rumors of wars. Critics of Hagee pointed out that wars and rumors of wars have been going on since the days of the Roman Empire. However Pastor Hagee said that these ones will be the “real ones”, this time.

Prediction #5

Politics will be divisive. Christians and non-believers will continue to argue and mistrust one another over politics. Hagee asked all believers to debate politically without hesitation, seeing as that is what Christ meant about “enduring until the end” in order to be saved.

Prediction #6

More people will bless their leaders financially. Merely praying for your leaders is so 2019!

Hagee is currently selling 2020 survival kits, to endure the coming tribulation. The kits are fully endorsed by Creflo Dollar, T.D. Jakes, Kenneth Copeland, and Simon the Sorcerer.

Reporter: The lonely rogue