Struggling Minnesota church asks Millennials to leave
Shady Grove Congregational Church is telling the Millennials to find another place to worship so they can reach the ageing Baby Boomer generation.
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Church of England apologises for believing the Bible
The Church of England’s House of Bishops published pastoral guidance which took the Biblical view on sex and marriage. They then promptly apologised for it.
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How to get the most out of the NFL Superbowl: A Salty Cee guide for Christians
It’s the NFL Superbowl again, one of Christianity’s newest holidays. Here’s the Salty Cee’s guide to celebrating this sacred event in an appropriate manner.
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Worship leader passes out on bridge
Worship leader and guitarist Jamie ‘Jed’ Delacruz passed out on stage whilst singing the bridge of the lit worship song “What a beautiful name”:
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Sioux Natives transformed by 2 week mission trip to them
The Sioux Native American tribe’s lives were impacted by the youth who mostly stayed in their own tents on their phones during their 2 week mission trip.
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Poor person inspired by pastor’s luxury vacation sermon
Dear Pastor Goldleaf, I felt particularly inspired by your sermon this past Sunday and felt compelled to write you about it. I have been meaning to speak with you instead of corresponding via e-mail but, as busy as we are all these days, e-mail...
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Vegan Catholic refuses to eat the body of Christ during communion
“How can the Catholic church claim to be stewarding creation if they still cling to meat-eating during communion?” says Aloe Vera a devout vegan Catholic.
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New Evidence Suggests Israel Led into Battle by Handbell Choir
A single white, fuzzy glove preserved in tar on the plains of Moab suggests the Israelite armies were led into battle by a small handbell choir..
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Catholic church adds rotas to list of sacraments
In his Sunday address to Catholics around the world, the Pope announced an eighth holy sacrament: rotas. Traditionally, the Holy Catholic Church has recognised seven sacraments instituted by Christ that provide a special measure of grace to...
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Old rural pastor discovers Kanye (and tries to be hip)
It’s been one year since Kanye West’s Sunday services started and shockingly one rural church pastor is planning to include him in their service today.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
