Woman turns the other hand after Pope slap
In an astonishing video clip that has since gone viral we see what has been dubbed the pope slap after an overeager pilgrim grabbed his hand.
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Congregations already sick of pastor’s 2020 vision sermons
Church congregations from all denominations have come together in these end times to express their pain over 2020 vision sermons.
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John Hagee releases his 2020 predictions
John Hagee has just released his predictions for 2020. We urge you dear readers, to read these predictions carefully and prepare for them!
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Yelp review of the Bethlehem Manger Inn
This shanty little place in Bethlehem was an answer to prayer given the influx of visitors but facilities were lacking and we had unexpected guests.
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“Bless the Hands that Made the Food” Prayers Launch Model’s Career
Sarah, who works the Sunday afternoon shift at Silver Pen Buffet, has had her life changed by the many “bless the hands that made this food” prayers.
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Wise men located Jesus using book by prophet Hal Lindsey
The Magi were able to locate the manger of Christ Jesus by following a cosmological text largely plagiarized from the works of American author Hal Lindsey!
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Churches offer Black Sunday deals on tithing, communion and baptism!
Churches have seized the popularity of the Black Friday deals by creating their very own Black Sunday deals to lure people into their services.
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Lord’s Prayer Gets a (Much Needed) Update
Bible translators have produced a more culturally relevant and adaptation of Jesus’ “antiquated” Lord’s Prayer.
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Church in uproar over side dish
Reports have just come in, an entire church in uproar over what some have dubbed a poisonous, malevolent food being given out a church potluck!
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Churches who made Kanye unwelcome dismayed at Lakewood invite
Conservative churches who were hesitant to accept Kanye’s conversion now know they were right to delay after he accepted Joel Osteen’s invite to Lakewood.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
