Gary Chapman Trapped in Love Languages Book Idea Fugue State
Dr Gary Chapman has been unable to utter any words other than potential book titles for his wildly successful series, “The 5 Love Languages.”
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Twitter theological arguments: pre-booking now essential
With the 1000% increase in the number of Twitter theological arguments raging, Twitter has unveiled a new feature to ensure arguments get heard.
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Organist struggles to play Kanye’s new songs
Gladys, 93, the church organist at First Baptist, Granville has been practising playing Selah, one of the tracks from Kanye’s Jesus is King album.
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Church puppets stage coup
A group of Children’s Church hand puppets have recently staged a coup at Hopeful Community Church after year’s of abuse under the Children’s Pastor.
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American Christians venerate US flag to Saint status
Christians of all stripes (no pun intended) in America celebrated as Evangelical leaders unanimously voted to venerate the US flag to Sainthood.
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Coffee and donuts outreach strategy resounding success…sort of
Mercy Church had trouble getting people through its doors until Mavis suggested they serve coffee and donuts before the morning church service…
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Church prefers resounding gong to love
First Independent Fundamentalist Baptist Church in Georgetown, Kentucky thinks having a resounding gong instead of love is a fair trade.
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Nokia brick phones included among the 144,000
The debate about the identity of the 144,000 servants of God sealed in Revelation 7 has finally been solved: Nokia brick phones.
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Benny Hinn to Retire from Ministry, Open Restaurant
Televangelist Benny Hinn has announced he will be retiring from ministry to focus on his new passion: opening a chain of American restaurants in Japan.
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Pastor’s daughter declared “nearly perfect” by Pastor
Multiple sources have confirmed that a local pastor’s daughter, Miss Grace Full, is in fact 99% above reproach; she is practically perfect.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
