Support group to help people resist early Christmas music
Church sets up support group to help members resist listening to Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
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Jesus condemned for not wearing pants
Independent Fundamentalist preachers across the country have come out in condemnation of Jesus of Nazareth for wearing what they call, “a dress.”
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Salty Cee exclusive interview with Unimportant Pastor
Probably only exclusive to the Salty Cee because everyone else declined to interview unimportant pastor. But we specialise in low standards.
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Union Seminary accidentally teaches Bible: confesses to plants
Union Seminary students confessed to plants on Tuesday after accidentally teaching the Bible. We thought that plants weren’t in the Bible but we were wrong.
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Charity offers home for neglected bibles
A new charity is offering hope to unloved and neglected bibles everywhere. It collects them from shelves around the world and offers them welcome.
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Archbishop Justin Welby encourages persecuted Christians to recycle
In a message of solidarity, the archbishop encouraged the persecuted church in India to heed the words of the prophet Greta Thunberg
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Bible Publisher Sues Church Café over Naming Rights
International Bible Publishing Company, Inc. LLC, which requested to remain unnamed, has filed suit against the use of the name “Hebrews Coffee House”
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A new 7 Habits book for church leaders launched!
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Religious Orders’ is an unprecedented guide to success through religious clothing.
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New 5D ultrasound shows if Jesus lives in your heart
The technology behind ultrasounds has taken a massive leap forward with the all new 5D ultrasound which can even show whether Jesus lives in your heart.
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Rapture occurs: left behind can’t play VHS tapes to find out why
The rapture happened but sadly those left behind are unable to play the VHS tape prepared by Tim F LaHaye and Jerry B Jenkins for just such an occasion.
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