Acting lessons to help congregations pretend
For too long congregations have struggled with trying to maintain shallow conversation with the welcome team. For too long congregations have struggled with how to answer “How are you?” or when responding to prayer requests. For too long honesty...
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Bass player shocks congregation with solo
What started as a normal time of worship soon plunged into chaos after the bass player, Nameless Long-hair, broke into a 5 minute solo.
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Church compromises all doctrines in order to get more likes on Facebook
The new church denomination has compromised on all of its doctrines in order to get more likes on Facebook.
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Megachurch Pastor Tells all Three Services They’re his Favorite, but Word Gets Out
“You are the closest to God and dearest to my heart.” said Pastor Fulsome to each of his services in a bid to gain more donations.
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Marty Sampson: My songs are as shallow as my faith
Marty Sampson Hillsong worship leader and song writer has confessed the real reason behind the lack of depth in his songs…
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Church condemns domestic violence in 2050
2050-Today marked the day when all mainstream, fringe and non-denominational churches signed a document agreeing to condemn domestic violence.
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The Salty Cee Guide to speaking Christianese
Confused about what Christians are saying? Not sure what to say? Then you need our guide to understanding and speaking Christianese!
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Man who identifies as righteous demands entry to heaven
Barry Smith knew he was special from a young age and identified as righteous at age 3. “I just knew that I was perfect and that nothing was my fault.”
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Holy Spirit requests meeting with pastor
The third member of the Trinity has been attempting to get the attention of the leadership team at Second Coast Church for the last three months.
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In N Out burger in Queens part of evangelism strategy
Visionary megachurch pastor Jed Obadiah claimed responsibility for the untouched In N Out Burger found in Queens, New York.
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Where even the worst satire floats 
