Karen converts to Christianity
The infamous “Karen” shocked the world last week when she declared to everyone on Twitter (who hadn’t blocked her) that she had converted to Christianity.
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John Hagee releases his 2021 predictions!
After his 100% accurate predictions for 2020, John Hagee releases what God has told him will be happening in 2021. You won’t believe #5!
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5 new year’s resolutions that won’t ruin your faith
Fed up with worldy New Year’s Resolutions that are broken in a few days? Fear not dear reader. We at the Cee have a list of godly resolutions just for you!
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Paw Patrol investigates Elisha and the Murderous Care Bears
Paw Patrol is on a new case, codenamed Maul Patrol on account of sweet, fluffy bears gone wrong after Elisha is taunted by some youths…
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Charismatic wards off COVID-19 with Psalm 91
Chris, a charismatic Christian, has successfully avoided COVID-19 infection by declaring Psalm 91 in faith over his life. “You just have to believe!”
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Little drummer boy thrown out of stable after Christmas solo
“I just don’t get it,” says an exasperated Baz, “I’d only just started getting to the good part of my 20 minute drum solo when they ordered me out.”
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What should I get my pastor for Christmas?
Don’t know what to get your pastor at Christmas? Let us at the Salty Cee help you out – I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?
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Millennial worship band sets new volume record for Silent Night
A millennial worship band from the Real Agape Warehouse church set a new world record for the loudest rendition of the Christmas Carol Silent Night ever!
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Hipsters Can’t Compete with Mormon Style
“It’s hard to compete with the Mormon’s on-point, top-of-mind branding,” relates lead hipster pastor/sk8ter boi emeritus Thad Wilkins of Rock Life Center.
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KFC “A recipe for seduction” Film to be broadcast in Churches globally
We at the Cee give you 7 reasons why your church should show “A Recipe for Seduction”, a lifetime kfc mini-movie instead of having a sermon.
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