Pope canonizes teen as Patron Saint of Pwning Noobs
Following two confirmed video game miracles, Pope Francis announced Billy Prilli will be canonized as the patron saint of pwning noobs.
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Local Church changes coffee ministry to comply with doctrinal statement
Mr. Robert Lookatme, Barista Emeritus at Last Baptist Church, describes his biblical coffees, including the cold reward, the cup of wrath and the Spue-thee.
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Christian disappointed after asking God to bless his burger
Poor Gary never expected the grace before his meal of “God bless this food to my body” to turn out like it did…
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Christians use POLKAs to carry out the Great Commission!
A Midwestern church pastor is using POLKAs to help reach the lost. “What could be better than loving your neighbour with accordion music playing?”
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Shock as Christian considers dating outside their denomination!
A local church is reeling after one of its members committed the strange, deviant act of considering dating someone of another denomination!
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Catholic Attendants SHOCKED to learn Churches were Socially Distanced
“We’ve been social distancing? I don’t believe it,” says Robert Maxwell, a regular at St. Paul “It looks exactly the same as services did before…”
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God is on the throne, however American Christians worried about which one…
“God is on the Throne!” is said by Christians as a declaration that no matter what is going on in the world, God is still in control. But which throne is it?
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American Christians refuse rapture until election result called
“Imagine trying to enjoy eternity with the constant nagging worry of who won the 2020 election?” stated one Pastor who deferred his rapture.
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Christian Socially Distances on Halloween, Thousands Get Saved
Thousands have converted to Christianity, thanks to the efforts of one man bravely refusing to answer the door to trick-or-treaters on Halloween!
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10 Ways to stop talking to that Christian guy you met on Bumble
Too often Christian woman have to fend off advances from unsuitable men. So we at the Cee present this handy list of how to lose them fast…
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