Chick-Fil-A to add new #blessed drive through selfie booth
Have used the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru and felt the need to stop and take a photo of your chicken sandwich? Now you can with the new #blessed lanes!
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Conclusive proof that Ephesians written during St Paul’s lockdown discovered!
When was Ephesians written? It took the Coronavirus lockdown to finally see what was right in front of scholars eyes all these years…
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Churches end racism by hiring only Klingons
In an effort to combat racism, all three churches in the great US town of Peever have hired only members of the Klingons a minority species in the universe.
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Bratty toddlers miss rapture
Narrow is the baby gate, and few that enter it. Do babies go to heaven, especially bratty ones? We at the Cee investigate the answer.
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John Hagee releases 2020 apocalypse bingo!
Fear not fine reader, everyone’s favourite end time author, John Hagee, has released a special 2020 apocalyptic bingo card to keep track of the events!
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Lego to Produce New Religious Figure: Jan Hus
The Lego® Group recently announced its new fall season releases, including the Protestant martyr Jan Hus, due in time for Reformation Day.
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Christian cliché calms chaos: world transformed!
A Christian blogger has solved the calmed the chaos following the George Floyd riots with just one simple Christian cliché!
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Archaeologists discover the real reason John beat Peter to the tomb
In John 20:4 we read that “the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first.” A recent discovery by archaeologists explains exactly how.
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Pastor’s preparation for church re-opening neglects one critical item…
With churches re-opening, pastors have been preparing thoroughly for the return of their flocks. However, 20% of pastors neglected one important item.
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Joel Osteen dons facemask: world plunged into darkness!
Joel Osteen donned a face mask today and immediately plunged the world into darkness when he covered up his glowing white teeth.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
