4000% rise in Nazarite vows taken during Coronavirus quarantine
Coronavirus quarantines have led to a transformation in the spiritual lives of those under lockdown as thousands undertake a Nazarite vow.
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Jesus Returns to Turn Five Rolls of Toilet Paper into 5,000
Jesus made his long awaited return to Earth, only to perform his most impressive miracle yet; turning five rolls of toilet paper in 5,000.
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Liberal Christians celebrate the meaninglessness of the cross this Easter
Liberal Christians took to Twitter to celebrate the meaningless act of state violence that caused the death of Jesus and the lack of hope for our salvation.
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Christmas and Easter visitors surprised to get back row seats this Easter
People who just visit Churches on Christmas and Easter were surprised by how much better the service was this Easter 2020 during the Coronavirus lockdown.
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Reformed Christians praise God for sending the Coronavirus
Take heart and be encouraged Christians, because God’s sovereignty means that He sent the Coronavirus to us and not Satan.
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Revealed: Worship leader cunning plan for Coronavirus free church worship
With church gatherings limited to no more than ten people to prevent the spread of the Coronavirus, one worship leader has come up with a novel solution.
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Christian forgets to post about Lent social media fast
Like many Christians, Alice, gave up social media for Lent. But she forgot to post about it on social media. Now how will she let people know?
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Church Gives Away Toilet roll to Increase Streamed Service Attendance.
Pastor Scott Charmin has decided to have a weekly toilet paper giveaway for one blessed viewer of the Church’s live streamed service.
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Calling all Christians with a sense of humour!
Let’s use our God-given sense of humour to write the Corona Virus Version of the bible and raise money to help people in this time of need.
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Modern church approach to Coronavirus superior to early church response to plague
With the Coronavirus lockdown bored Christians have started comparing the their approach to that of the early church’s response to the Cyprian Plague.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
