Pastor politicizes computer virus
A local pastor has used a computer virus to forcibly achieve a promotion within his church, by the cunning use of church politics.
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Catholic Church hires hibachi chef to serve Mass
The Catholic church has come up with a novel solution for administering mass during the Coronavirus lockdown: hibachi priest-chefs!
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Rural churches lack faith to switch to online services
Large numbers of rural churches have decided to remain open despite the dangers of Coronavirus as they lack the faith to switch to online only services.
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Gen X Pastor Still Making Sermon Illustrations from The Matrix
Last Sunday, a room of bewildered 20-somethings tried to make sense of Pastor Randall Jones’ matrix illustrations as he attempted a “Neo-esque” back bend.
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Coronavirus drastically improves church greeting time!
Christians breathed a collective sigh of relief as church greeting time is transformed as churches take precautions to prevent the spread of coronavirus.
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Women convinced other husbands in Church love their wives more
If my husband really loved me, he’d give me a deep tissue neck massage like the guy sitting three pews in front of us is giving to his wife
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Rob Bell’s latest book sets record for fewest words per page
Controversial author Rob Bell’s latest book sets a record, but surprisingly not got being the most liberal book ever.
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Red letter bible to be replaced by less threatening pink letter version
“The red letter bible is just too authoritative for millennials, that’s why we’ve released the emotionally attuned pink letter bible instead!”
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Pastor’s kids seek reparations for being used as sermon illustrations
More than 1,000 pastor’s kids have launched a class action lawsuit against their dads as reparations for the trauma suffered.
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Evangelicals slam The Broom Challenge as witchcraft!
The broom challenge, where you have to make a broom stand on its bristles, has gone viral and evangelicals have been quick to condemn it as witchcraft.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
