Producers and Writers of Left Behind Series mysteriously disappear

Friends and family of the producers and writers of the Left Behind Series have mysteriously vanished. This seems to have coincided with their study of Revelation 22:18:

I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll.

Sources say that after being confronted with this verse, everyone associated with the books and movies escaped to an undisclosed hiding place.

Reports say that as the Left Behind team was preparing for their next movie that all the team received painful sores mentioned in Revelation 16:2.

That didn’t worry them until the water supply at their location mysteriously turned to blood that was mentioned in Revelation 16:3.

The entire team fled their location when the temperature began climbing to 124 degrees fearing what was mentioned in Revelation 16:8.

It is believed they have escaped and are contemplating repenting and having a solemn assembly.

Reporter: Northworst Seminary