Sloths class action lawsuit against Catholic Church

Church Life

After more than 1,400 years the sloths have finally launched their class action lawsuit against the Catholic Church for defamation.

Pope Gregory I first compiled the list of 7 deadly sins in its current form in about 600 AD which included sloth and thus maligned these gentle creatures and implied that they were sin embodied.

A spokesman for the sloths stated, “I know we’re all born sinful but we felt he singled us out in that list and so we have diligently pursued launching this case¬† – it just took a little longer than anticipated…”

It is expected that the case will be ruled upon within the next 500 years at the current rate of progress.

Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible

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