Here is the list of regular contributors to The Salty Cee:

John Spencer (aka Not the Bible)

He goes first as he pays for the website costs.  He writes satirical translations of the Bible to open people’s eyes to truth (and maybe a little joy too):

Not the Parables of Jesus, More Not the Parables of Jesus and Not the Parable of the Good Samaritan

You should buy all of them as they’re really good.  Everyone says so.  Well, his mum does and that is pretty much everyone worth mentioning.

He lives in Oxford, England where daily he wonders how his wife still finds the same jokes funny after more than 20 years of marriage.

ProtestAnt-Man

Not the actual ant-man.

Crass Christian

Always lets you know that he’s the humblest Christian you’ll ever meet.

He recently took a break from Twitter to focus on his prayer life – but made sure he let everyone know how much more holy he was for taking a break before he left.

Furious Christian

Married male seeking platonic weekend friendship. He enjoys 80s mix tapes, Hallmark movies, and long walks on the beach.

Furious is committed to raging about your pet issues on Twitter. He is a worship leader, a theology student, and Bible teacher who is much better at making fun of people than loving them.

He lives with his wife and four Furies in central IL where he is certain Winter will someday steal his will to live.

Angry Nursery Worker

Angry Nursery Worker got tired of the kids in the pew behind her kicking her seat and decided “If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” (with the emphasis on “beat”) and the rest is history and grainy police mugshots.

She drives a 1986 Buick Skylark, lives alone (since she forgot where she left her husband on a shopping trip in 1992), and drinks “teething serum” by the pint.

She shares tales of her nursery experiences on Twitter with the hashtag #NurseryNightmares.

♖Dr. Parson Peeves™♖

I’m a real parson, with real peeves. I’m not sure why I write anonymously, but I think it has something to do about the mystery of it all . . .  or to keep me from getting fired.

Northworst Seminary

Northworst Seminary is your leader in Non-biblical education. 

We are a school that excels in judgmentalism and legalism. 

Our motto is “We judge so you don’t have to.”  

Dripping Ether

Called upon to save the day every time a parishioner faints from dehydration during a long, dry sermon.

Author of Christian Skits & Such and other stuff.

Jeff the Comma head

I may be a nobody with a sense of humor, but at least I’m saved by the Grace of Jesus Christ, who I assume also has a sense of humor…if my life is any indication.

The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.

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