Why face masks are for life not just for COVID!
There are so many benefits to wearing masks that we should be wearing them for life and regardless of whether they help prevent the spread of COVID!
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Abortion Clinic Worker Fired After Delivering Healthy Baby
The birth of a child is a joyous event, but not for Pamela, whose blessed event turned into a nightmare after she lost her job at ABC Abortions.
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Man leaves quarantine: Immediately blindfolded, offered cigarette and shot
Dennis Johnson left his home sans mask, and was almost immediately confronted by the lights and sirens of multiple police cars…
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Texas Climate Expert Identifies Manna
Texan Climate expert William Smithsonian has revealed the real identity of Biblical manna and resolved the Kellogg’s and General Mills cornflake feud…
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Man hospitalised after getting his wife nothing on Valentine’s Day
“I don’t understand it,one minute my wife was her loving usual self and then the next she became a totally deranged beast.”
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Twitter reverses course, promotes Trump merchandise
Twitter has apologized for their anti-Trump policies and will make amends by promoting Trump merchandise and donating all proceeds to charity…
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Big Tech Parler purge causes “great disturbance in the Force,” says Obi-Wan
The effect of Big Tech banning Trump and Parler from app stores and servers was so great it caused “a great disturbance in the force” felt by Obi-Wan.
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Reporter who hasn’t written an article in months continues to brag that he’s a writer for The Salty Cee
Jeff hasn’t written an article for the Salty Cee since February 2019, yet he still brags that he writes for the internet’s premier satirical website.
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Homeschoolers confirm that their lives did not change at all in 2020
Despite the COVID-19 pandemic, homeschooling families across the United States agreed that this year was more or less the same as any other.
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Social distanced Christmas “best one yet” says nation
Why is a social distanced lockdown Christmas the best yet? Why are aren’t they upset about missing extended time with all their relatives? We investigate!
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
