“Faith without virtue signalling is dead” claims SJW
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—Another riot has ensued as Social Justice Warrior Ashley McDaniels thrust her moral superiority into a crowd of nearly a dozen people in the angry, or at least “faux-angry” mob. As Ms. McDaniels spoke to our reporter, her eyes nearly popped out of...
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YouTube Down signals start of the Apocalypse, oh wait it’s back up again…
Europe woke up this morning to discover they had missed the almost apocalypse with YouTube down for the longest 90 minutes since the last Pure Flix movie. At first, people thought it was a glitch and reloaded the page or restarted their internet but after 15 minutes...
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Native American definition criticised after Elizabeth Warren DNA test
The Bureau of Indian Affairs has come under fire today over their "narrow" and "intolerant" definition after Elizabeth Warren was not recognised as a Native American. The Bureau uses a blood quantum definition—generally one-fourth Native American blood to recognize an...
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Man Outraged To Learn He Has Been Trolling A Parody Account
“I would spend nights just waiting on this person to post something so I could hit him with a Scripture I’d worked hard to take out of context.”
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Google plus announces it shut down 5 years ago
In fact 98% of people who read the world google plus have already clicked onto another news story.
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Satirical Website in Hiding Until Dust Settles
The Salty Cee is ducking behind the parapet, lying low and staying quiet until it's all over. No, we're not being sued again by the Babylon Bee (well actually there is something we could say about that but our wives tell us that now would not be the time to joke about...
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Gender Neutral Toilets Lead to 4000% Rise in Toilet Seat Complaints
For generations before gender-neutral toilets, women had enjoyed the default toilet seat down position and toilets that were clean, fresh and welcoming.
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President Trumps finally finds a way to tweet everyone
President Trump is infamous for his Tweets. However, he recently discovered that not everyone uses Twitter. And some people are allowed, under the constitution, to block or mute his account. For a president that has something to say not having people listen is...
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Apple claim iPhone X ChargeGate issue is actually new feature to keep out riff raff
Some Pentecostals believe that ChargeGate is Satan tricking people into taking an Apple but this time disguised as a “serpent” charging cord.
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Nation divided over which Kanye outfit offended them more
However, Kanye West made a tweet that has brought America together again.
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