Santa Claus quit his job today citing breach of contract. He was heard to shout, “I can’t be expected to work under these conditions!” before storming off.read more
As the Democratic Presidential race hots up, each tries to outbid each other on the limit to abortion to secure more votes.read more
In an EXCLUSIVE to the Salty Cee, Jeffrey Epstein admits via a posthumous recorded statement that he did in fact, commit suicide!read more
A Middle-aged, out-of-shape member of the Mi’k-maq Tribe was arrested for protesting without a permit in front of the headquarters of the NFL today.read more
Greta Thunberg has been elected supreme moral authority of the world and will appoint climate scientists as advisors with 501c3 tax exempt status.read more
An introverted Minnesota woman this past Sunday was unable to return to a place of surrender after an impromto meet and greet during the service.read more
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