Readers shocked to discover who falls for clickbait titles
You’ll never believe who falls for clickbait headlines!
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Grocery Store Bagger Forced to Pay Retroactive Bag Fees, But Why?
A local grocery store is making 18-year-old Joey pay for every bag he ever wasted while double bagging groceries.
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Oscars 2019: World looks forward to being lectured
The Academy has planned a marathon of woke speeches to educate the unwashed masses at the Oscars 2019 and the world can’t wait to be lectured!
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Rumours abound of Jussie Smollett Oscar nomination
Rumours have surfaced that Jussie Smollett has received an Oscar nomination for best actor in his recent performance of “Cry Wolf”.
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National Emergency Leads to More Golf
President Donald Trump declared a national emergency for the border wall even though the estimated number of unauthorized immigrants in the US has declined slightly in the last decade. For some odd reason, lower numbers call for an emergency, while higher numbers do...
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Buddhists Offended not Included in Judeo-Christian-Muslim-Hindu Worldview
The inter-faith prayer breakfast had no mixture of meat with dairy products, no bacon, no eggs or gluten but still manage to offend the Buddhist.
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Vegans radical solution to save animals wows meat-eaters
Vegans can save animals and still satisfy meat-eaters with this radical win-win solution….
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Believe Women…sometimes
Do you remember when Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh came under fire by Democrats & #metoo supporters because of alleged sexual misconduct while he was in preschool (oh and there was that Dr Christine Blasey-Ford one too)? We were told to #BelieveWomen -...
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Groundhog to be employed by climate change scientists
In an effort to improve their accuracy, climate change advocates have enlisted the services of a widely known predictor of future weather events.
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Social justice warrior bravely vandalizes Virginia pro-life pregnancy center at 3am
CULPEPER, Virginia: A social justice warrior bravely vandalized Culpeper Pregnancy Center in the early hours of Friday, Feb 1 which lead to the center to realize the error of its ways.
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