Bible scholars have begun a daily web conference to work feverishly on creating a new Corona Virus Version (CVV) of the Bible.read more
The nation’s newly home schooled children are reportedly confused and dazzled by their first introduction to concepts such as math and science.read more
Coronavirus led panic buying has led to shortages in toilet rolls, pasta and canned goods often leaving only gluten free “food” in the store.read more
Due to the Coronavirus, the NBA suspended the regular season “until further notice.” However, after extensive talks with the CDC a solution has been found.read more
In Matthew19:24 Jesus shocks his disciples by saying "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God." This has led numerous people (coincidentally, all rich) try to get around...read more
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The unwritten Twitter rules have now been made even more stringent according to guest news journalist @FakeGeorgeStephanopoulosread more
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