Politically Correct and Socially Acceptable Christmas Songs
The Salty Cee brings you politically correct Christmas songs like “Frosty, the Non-Patriarchal, Non-Cisgendered Snow Person”
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Magic: The Gathering Atheist expansion pack now available!
Magic: The Gathering, releases the much-anticipated Atheist Expansion Pack titled: Atheist: The Imagining (Denialmasters).
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Kevin Hart not perverted enough to present Oscars
Hollywood who prides itself on its diversity and harbouring sexual predators was shocked to discover that Kevin Hart wasn't another pervert. Benjamin Lee spent hours scrolling through 10 years worth of Kevin's tweets to find that he just didn't live down to their...
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Dear Crass: Should we really be mocking Christians like Benny Hinn?
Dear Crass, I see a lot of people calling out Joel Osteen, Joyce Meyer, Rachel Held Evans, and the list goes on. I don’t get it. Shouldn’t we love these people? Do we really need to call them out as heretics on Social Media? Shouldn’t we pray for them and ask God to...
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New Holiday Started to Garner More Diversity in December
As everyone knows, December is chocked full of holidays representing various religious groups and celebrations. Whether you are like us here as the Salty Cee who celebrate Christmas as the birth of Christ, or if you’re like our friends over at another news source who...
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George HW Bush Funeral: Trump faces Apostles Creed Catch 22
It’s a tricky thing to know what to do when faced with the Apostle’s Creed, especially when it’s at something as important as the George HW Bush funeral, the 41st president. I mean the Creed is pretty in-your-face stuff, saying how you believe in God and Jesus and the...
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Tumblr flags all its images as NSFW “just to be sure”
Tumblr’s chief executive, Jeff D’Onofrio, commented, “We realised that our site really is a cesspit of filth and we need to wash our mouths out with soap.”
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George HW Bush dies: CNN announces 24 hour ceasefire on criticising republicans
Former US president George HW Bush has died at age 94. Out of respect, CNN has announced a 24-hour ceasefire on criticising Republicans. A spokesman had this to say, "For years we have criticised Republicans including the 41st president, but after a death, we like to...
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Busy writer forgets to update satirical website
It can happen to any busy satirical writer. Especially at Christmas when you're trying to release an advent devotional. First, there's the shock of realisation then follows the thought, "Perhaps no-one will notice?" But fear not fine readers! This author knows that...
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Husband Left Alone with Children for Weekend, Survives
San Jacinto, California - Sharlene Rhodes is not one for spoiling herself, or taking time off from being a mom. However, she recently realized the need for some time away. She was nervous, though, as it would be the first time leaving her four children at home with...
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