NFL team hears everything Dad says!
Like many dads, Ben yells out instructions while watching the NFL. However, in a strange turn of events, the Eagles players followed his shouted orders!
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Hallmark releases biblical Halloween costumes
Hallmark corporation has taken a bold marketing strategy and recently unveiled its new line of biblical Halloween costumes.
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Environmentally Friendly Calvinists add Sixth Sola
Calvinists have been predestined to become more environmentally friendly and have added a sixth sola to John Calvin’s original five solas…
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Pumpkin Spice monster attacks Tokyo
A 100 ft. tall orange slime monster is currently attacking the city of Tokyo. Experts have revealed that the creature is made entirely out of pumpkin spice.
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Heroic ANTIFA stop fascist granny crossing street
This week heroic ANTIFA members in Ontario bravely took a stand against a fascist granny who was crossing the road armed with a walker.
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GM crops breakthrough: Pumpkin Spice Pumpkins!
“It seemed rather ironic that pumpkin spice actually contained no pumpkins. Our GM crops work has finally corrected this grievous wrong.”
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New carpet to end division among Christians
Megachurch pastor Rich Gaines has invested in a new kind of church carpet that will end all division among Christians everywhere!
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Storm Area 51: thousands confess sins to aliens
The Storm Area 51 event is today. Despite the organiser starting it as a joke, thousands were inspired to find ‘dem aliens as “they can’t stop all of us”.
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Libertarians nominate mannequin
A mannequin was nominated to run for president as a Libertarian. Some describe this candidate as ideal while others would say they are a typical politician.
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Sam Smith inspires fellow celebrity to come out as gender binary
After Sam Smith’s brave stand coming out as non-binary, fellow celebrity Jeezy Breezy was inspired to come out as a gender binary cis-male.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
