Texas Climate Expert Identifies Manna
Texan Climate expert William Smithsonian has revealed the real identity of Biblical manna and resolved the Kellogg’s and General Mills cornflake feud…
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Man hospitalised after getting his wife nothing on Valentine’s Day
“I don’t understand it,one minute my wife was her loving usual self and then the next she became a totally deranged beast.”
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Twitter reverses course, promotes Trump merchandise
Twitter has apologized for their anti-Trump policies and will make amends by promoting Trump merchandise and donating all proceeds to charity…
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Big Tech Parler purge causes “great disturbance in the Force,” says Obi-Wan
The effect of Big Tech banning Trump and Parler from app stores and servers was so great it caused “a great disturbance in the force” felt by Obi-Wan.
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Reporter who hasn’t written an article in months continues to brag that he’s a writer for The Salty Cee
Jeff hasn’t written an article for the Salty Cee since February 2019, yet he still brags that he writes for the internet’s premier satirical website.
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Homeschoolers confirm that their lives did not change at all in 2020
Despite the COVID-19 pandemic, homeschooling families across the United States agreed that this year was more or less the same as any other.
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Social distanced Christmas “best one yet” says nation
Why is a social distanced lockdown Christmas the best yet? Why are aren’t they upset about missing extended time with all their relatives? We investigate!
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Not to be outdone by stimulus check 2, Trump promises literal pennies from heaven!
Trump vetoes the 5,593 page $2.5 trillion COVID bill which includes a $600 stimulus check 2, in favour of his own stimulus program before he leaves office.
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Biden announces Gandalf as Physician to the President
President elect Joe Biden has just announced his pick for the post of Physician to the President (also known as The White House Doctor)….
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Gavin Newsom solves California’s prison overcrowding with this one quick trick!
We at the Cee exclusively reveal Gavin Newsom’s transgender inmates law was a secret plan to solve California’s prison overcrowding…
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