Real Ricky Gervais found! Doppelganger hosted Golden Globe Awards!
Today, the real Ricky Gervais was found tied and gagged to a radiator in an English country house after an anonymous tip off. The host of the golden globes was not him!
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Duke and Duchess of Sussex to step back from everything except privilege
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex announced on Friday that they would step back from their role senior royals to carve out a “progressive new role”. Details of this progressive role have been revealed to involve keeping their royal titles, their grace...
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Chicago issues health & safety guide
In light of the continuous spate of gun violence, the city of Chicago is releasing their health and safety guide to staying safe (aka how not to get shot).
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New Year Sermon Bingo
Dreading the first sermon of 2020? Worried that they’ll talk about their 2020 vision? Worry no more as this 2020 sermon bingo card will help you through!
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The Top 20 Articles Wot We Never Wrote in 2019
In the New Year, many sites give you their top 20 articles from the previous year – but not us! We give the top 20 we didn’t write. So there.
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The Salty Cee guide to setting New Year’s resolutions
Having trouble choosing a New Year’s Resolution? Let us at the Cee help you out with our handy guide to setting the perfect resolution for you!
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Child hospitalised after terrible New Year dad joke
Dad, John Baker greets his children on New Year’s Day with the hilarious, “I haven’t seen you since last year!” gag but this year he took it to a new level.
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New Year’s Eve: Nation relying on just humming Auld Lang Syne
It’s New Year’s Eve but research has shown that 99.8% of people don’t actually know the lyrics to Auld Lang Syne and are planning on humming along instead.
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OHIO statewide literacy campaign to improve spelling of Oiho
While the average American has no problem spelling short words, OHIO is proving to be the exception to the rule, but plans are underway to change that!
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Jeff Van Drew Ousted from DFL after Expressing Interest in Joining Cult
Jeff Van Drew has been removed from the Democrat membership roll after the congressman began showing interest in the Trumpism cult.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
