Man accused of being trans-careerist
You chose to become a fireman ten years ago when you were 8, to change your career now would lead to risk of psychological trauma…
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Planned Parenthood Poultry Promo Pulled!
Planned Parenthood’s Poultry Promo, which gave a free Thanksgiving turkey to every abortion recipient, has been pulled after complaints from PETA.
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Black Friday officially renamed Black Lives Matter Friday
“There’s a natural synergy between the BLM protests and Black Friday as this is the closest many citizens will get to rioting and looting stores!”
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Turkey’s thanksgiving COVID plot exposed!
“It appears that a number of CDC officials had received payments from turkeys to prevent thanksgiving from taking place,” said an FBI spokesman.
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Scam Caller gets racially abused – complains to Human Rights Commission – gets $25k payout!
When Joe received a call saying the “main internet server was down” from “Jack”, a man with a thick Indian accent he knew there would be trouble…
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Dr Fauci dramatic conversion after seeing the UV light!
Dr. Anthony Fauci has had a dramatic conversion about the benefit of Ultraviolet radiation in killing the Covid-19 virus on the road to Damascus!
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Girl Scouts create new “cowardice” merit badge
The Girls Scouts of America, announced a new merit badge for “Cowardice” to memorialize the removal of the tweet honoring Justice Amy Coney Barrett.
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110% of Michigan voters convinced election was fair
“I don’t understand why Trump doesn’t just concede,” says Jim one of the 110% of Michigan voters who supported Biden, “It’s clear he lost fairly, it’s time to move on.”
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Joe Biden gains Pentecostal vote after speaking in tongues!
With this US presidential election being a "matter of life or death", every vote counts (and some count even twice) and none more so than the Christian voter block. With Christians are divided over which of Trump and Biden is God's chosen vessel, ...
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Americans shocked to discover third party – before voting the same as last time
Americans all over America were shocked to discover that there wa a third name on the 2020 election ballot. Will it change their vote? Not really.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
