Justin Trudeau ushers in more inclusive world for all peoplekind
The world will become a more inclusive place by changing insensitive words like “mankind” to “peoplekind”
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Cholera Statue under Protest
Charlottesville, VA: Infectious disease physician Louie Lime is on a controversial mission. Throughout the South stand relics of a bygone era, monuments and memorials dedicated to now vanquished diseases. He wants to tear them down. “They belong in a museum, not in...
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Charlottesville: Protesters peacefully insult police
Yesterday more than two hundred students and left-wing activists gathered in Charlottesville to mark the anniversary of last year's white nationalist gathering which was protesting against the city's plan to remove the statue of Robert E. Lee. The police who were...
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The Salty Cee responds to its first begging email
Well, it was only a matter of time before someone would mistake our facebook page for a ministry and send us emails asking for us to "partner with them". And so it came to pass that we received the following message: And he goes into detail about how he was saved, how...
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Academy announces new award to reward people who bother to watch it
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced a new Oscar category, the award for Outstanding achievement in staying interested. Viewing figures for the award ceremony have been falling drastically over the past few years but the 2018 Oscars took the...
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Marvel Expanding Avengers to Include Hanna Barbera Heroes
BURBANK – The Marvel Cinematic Universe continues to expand. In recent years, the comic-based franchise has rolled out stand-alone films starring our some favorite superheroes like Thor, Hulk, and Iron Man. The movies have performed so well, they have now run the...
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Song stuck in your head? New study shows why.
Blooming, IN – A new study by researches at Indiana University has found why only the most annoying songs get stuck in your head. Dr. Daniel Hoskins, lead researcher on the project stated, “When a song such as Rebecca Black’s song ‘Friday’ gets played on a Thursday,...
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Patrick Stewart announces the secret of unchanging looks
Patrick Stewart, 78, stunned Star Trek fans at a convention in Las Vegas on Saturday by taking the stage and announcing the secret to his youthful looks. Whereas other actors and actresses from Star Trek TNG have not weathered the last 30 years well (not mentioning...
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Bible App adds tools to limit time users spent on app
This week Facebook and Instagram announced new tools to help users better manage their time online and to even set daily limits on their apps. With the realisation of the negative effects that social media has on young people the director of research at Facebook,...
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UK Supreme Court Ruling bad news for vegetables
Patients in a “permanent vegetative state” include the cast of Veggietales and they’re not happy about the UK Supreme court’s decision.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.