Bill and Ted 3: Easter plot revealed!
We at the Salty Cee can exclusively reveal the plot to Bill and Ted 3!
Though the movie has been tentatively titled “Bill and Ted 3 Face the Music” the music involved was surprisingly found to be a classic Easter hymn.
Further investigation (which involved bribery to a certain rotund security guard in the form of doughnuts) revealed that they will be using a computer spreadsheet to help save Easter from being cancelled due to the Corona virus:
OK, I’ll see myself out.
Idea: Tim Chase
Writer responsible for causing trauma to readers: John Spencer aka Not the Bible