Christian satirical news website seeks new name after cease and desist order
The Babylon Cee, your trusted #2 source for Christian news satire, has to seek a new name after The Babylon Bee, your trusted #1 source for Christian news satire, issued a cease and desist order.
The irony of a satirical website objecting to being satirised was something we would have laughed at had their lawyers not given us that evil stare.
So the Cee is seeking a new name to prevent John Spencer (aka Not the Bible) from being unable to look after his disabled wife due to legal fees. (PS We thought that heart-breaking true fact would garner great sympathy from our readers and form a public outcry from all 3 of them).
Initially we were tempted by the name “The Babylon Dee” but rumour has it that The Babylon Bee’s lawyers would also take a dim view of this.
We continued through the alphabet up to “The Babylon Zee” rejecting each due to that evil stare that we mentioned before.
So branching out we considered:
- The Humble Bumble
- The Egyptian Elephant
- The Persian Parrot
- The Nazareth Narwhal
- The Chaldean Cricket
- Lion and Lampoon
- The Satirical Squirrel
The last being rejected due to the poor quality of spelling leading people to other less salubrious websites. *ahem*
However, we soon realised that we needed help from you our humble readers (all 3 of you) to support us out in our time of need.
So please give us your best suggestions by commenting on our social media posts of this article – and do it quickly before dem lawyers put us away in the clink for good…
And given how good looking we all are – you don’t want what could happen to us there on your conscience…
Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible