Environmentally Friendly Calvinists add Sixth Sola
Calvinists have been predestined to become more environmentally friendly and have added a sixth sola to John Calvin’s original five solas:
- Sola Gratia – Grace alone
- Sola Fide – Faith alone
- Solus Christus – Christ alone
- Soli Deo Gloria – Glory of God alone
- Sola Scriptura – Scripture alone
The new sola is Sola Panel which is “renewable energy alone.” Though some pedants point out that Solus Christus already includes being powered by the Son.
However, archbishop Justin Welby, who recently encouraged persecuted Christians to recycle, welcomed the move.
Readers of this article also appreciated the editor realising that writing any more would string this joke out longer than it already is.
Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible