Greta Thunberg rebukes White Island Volcano

As the White Island volcano erupted in New Zealand leaving dozens of tourists stranded and some missing, it was reported that Greta Thunberg had immediately chartered a boat.

She commented, “Look at this volcano belching millions of tons of ash, dust, sulfur dioxide and carbon dioxide into our atmosphere. It’s destroying my future!”

Greta Thunberg plans to personally rebuke this vile pollutant by shouting “How dare you!” and violently shaking her fist at it. 

Rumour has it that this threat of Greta’s rebuke has already seen a 30% reduction in output.

However, we’ll have to wait until next year to see her standown this natural environmental disaster, as her voyage to the White Island volcano is estimated to take five weeks. 

Photo credit: Michael Schade (but not the photoshop hack)
Reporter: Ibstyln