Karen finds cure for Coronavirus!
Yes it’s true! Karen gushed on Instagram this morning that she has discovered a cure for the Coronavirus!
We at the Salty Cee were so excited that we sent one of our inexperienced interns to interview her.
“I was just combining tea tree, peppermint and lavender essential oils to create something to fight against the common cold and then it struck me that the Coronavirus has the same symptoms: high temperature, sore throat and sneezing! And so I realised then and there that I’d created the cure!”
However, despite Karen’s critical medical breakthrough, officials have snubbed her cure:
“The CDC hasn’t replied to my emails or returned my many calls – it’s like they don’t even want to help people!”
This has led Karen to believe that their is foul play at work:
“I don’t think this is coincidence – by feigning ignorance they have just benefited from President Trump’s $8.3bn emergency bill to combat the coronavirus!”
Sadly at the time of reporting the FBI is similarly ignoring her emails, texts and calls.
Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible