Man on sofa says more should be done
“I can’t believe that the government doesn’t do more!” vents Bob Simmons from his sofa as he watches the news, “I mean look at all those homeless people!”
A passionate man about seeing change, Bob has been shouting at the TV and posting on social media for more than five years now but has grown increasingly bitter about the government just not taking his advice.
“It’s not hard they just need to spend more money to fix the problem, build those shelters and stuff.”
This is clearly a cause close to Bob’s heart so our reporter asked him which homeless charities he supports.
Bob looks quizzically at us before responding, “I don’t think you understand – the government needs to sort this out – that’s what they’re there for. That’s why we elect them – to sort out all these problems.”
Bob drinks some red bull out of his “taxation is theft” mug before continuing, “They should use their money to support these destitute people as it’s the right thing to do! It’s what any good citizen to do. And that’s why I’ve dedicated myself to making sure someone does something about it.”
What a noble man. If only the government would listen to people like Bob then the world would be a better place.
Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible