N95 face mask arrested for hate crime!
In a shocking development in the COVID-19 pandemic, a N-95 face mask has been arrested in New York City for perpetrating hate crimes.
According to police reports, the face mask repeatedly denied a virus access to the immune system of a nurse at Mount Sinai hospital. COVID-19, a Chinese citizen, filed a complaint over its treatment at the hospital.
“It was clear that this mask tried to shut me out because of my ethnic origin. I can’t believe that in the 21st century this kind of racism exists in America,” lamented COVID, “I just wanted to multiply in a person with underlying health conditions.”
On its way to the detention center, the N95 Mask defended itself. “It’s not about race! But any time a foreign virus tries to get through me without a visa, I stand up for Constitution.”
The Mayor addressed this racially-charged issue, highlighting the need to be tolerant during this crisis:
“The actions of one rogue N-95 mask do not reflect our crumbling societal values. I want to say to viruses everywhere that you are welcome in our city.”
Reporter: Herk Driver