New Year Sermon Bingo
Are you worried about the first sermon of the year 2020?
Are you concerned that they’ll wax lyrical about their 2020 vision?
Are you fearful for your sanity?
Well have no fear fine reader – we at the Cee have created a New Year’s Sermon Bingo Card!
Well technically, we asked someone else if we could reprint here – but it’s almost the same thing.
Simply print it out, take it to church, and play along with your pastor.
Complete a row, column or diagonal to win!
Don’t forget to stand up and shout “AMEN!” when you do.
Reporter: The Xian Satirist