No article today – honest!
The Salty Cee is confused by the number of people viewing this post when we said that there is no post.
After all, it is the Sabbath and so we’re taking a well-earned rest from writing satire.
So really there is nothing to see here.
Look please will you stop reading.
Don’t make me write a whole article just to tell you that there is no article.
Oh. I suppose we have written one now.
Does that mean we’ve broken the Sabbath?
Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible