North Korea thanks American well wishers!
Kim Jong Un’s sister thanked Americans for sharing this meme showing their beloved leader so well. “He is recovering well and is definitely not dead.”
read moreIn unprecedented move, Miami Dolphins draft mysterious Canadian QB, Tom Tebow
With the 5th overall pick of the 2020 NFL draft, the Miami Dolphins select, Tom Tebow, mysterious mustached Canadian Quarterback.
read moreFeminists vow to reject Coronavirus vaccine unless discovered by a woman
Leader of the UAF announced today their commitment to feminism during this time of the Coronavirus. “We will only accept a vaccine created by a woman”
read moreCoronavirus sees unprecedented rise in the use of the word unprecedented!
The rise of the Coronavirus has been matched by an equivalent rise in the use of the word unprecedented by politicians, CEOs, news and satirical websites
read moreLiturgical Medical Face Masks Now on Sale
Christian themed face masks are being released in a variety of liturgical colors ready for the resumption of public church services.
read morePopular bacon face mask “not effective protection” against Coronavirus
A new kind of Coronavirus face mask has surged in popularity! The bacon face mask created by 64 year old Betty is cooking up a storm across America.
read moreShock as Obama endorses Biden for president!
Obama endorses Biden for the U.S. Presidency and America is still reeling in shock: “We never expected him to choose Biden!”
read moreCoronavirus edition of Guess Who board game released!
Hasbro has capitalised on the COVID-19 pandemic to make a profit by releasing a Coronavirus edition to their classic Guess Who board game.
read moreAstronaut arrested for violating stay at home order
Astronaut Frank Lee Spacey was arrested for violating the Covid-19 stay-at-home orders after being caught taking a space-walk outside of the ISS.
read moreWeight Watchers new flatten the curve diet proves to be a winner
Weight Watchers has introduced a flatten the curve diet to reduce waistlines and stress on the overburdened Coronavirus hit health sector.
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