Easter bonnets to be replaced with Easter face masks
Paris Fashion Week took a Coronavirus theme to its spring collection this year with the traditional Easter bonnets now consider to be so pre-COVID-19.
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CDC suggests suspending all respiratory activity to tackle Coronavirus
The director of the Center for Disease Control has issued a last-ditch effort, to flatten the curve of the spreading Coronavirus…
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Bill and Ted 3: Easter plot revealed!
We at the Salty Cee can exclusively reveal the plot to Bill and Ted 3 which saves Easter from the Corona Virus!
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Translators work furiously on new Corona Virus Version (CVV) of the Bible
Bible scholars have begun a daily web conference to work feverishly on creating a new Corona Virus Version (CVV) of the Bible.
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Nations newly home schooled kids introduced to math and science
The nation’s newly home schooled children are reportedly confused and dazzled by their first introduction to concepts such as math and science.
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Rich celebrities singing imagine transform world!
Gal Gadot and a host of other rich celebrities singing Imagine by John Lennon have brought hope to those who are suffering as a result of the Coronavirus!
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Panic buying forces people to eat gluten free food
Coronavirus led panic buying has led to shortages in toilet rolls, pasta and canned goods often leaving only gluten free “food” in the store.
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NBA plans on using athletic hazmat suits developed by CDC during games
Due to the Coronavirus, the NBA suspended the regular season “until further notice.” However, after extensive talks with the CDC a solution has been found.
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Rich man uses blender to solve camel conundrum
In Matthew19:24 Jesus shocks his disciples by saying "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God." This has led numerous people (coincidentally, all rich) try to get around...
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Just what the world needs now: Cans of CRAP available for sale!
Are you constantly busy and having trouble keeping up with the demands of this modern world? Friend, what you need to do is buy our CRAP product!
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