Twitter Stringenetizes Strongerizes Enforcerizes Implements Stricter Rules
The unwritten Twitter rules have now been made even more stringent according to guest news journalist @FakeGeorgeStephanopoulos
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Karen finds cure for Coronavirus!
Yes it’s true! Karen gushed on Instagram this morning that she has discovered a cure for the Coronavirus using her essential oils!
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Mormons land on the moon!
A group of Mormon astronauts has recently landed on both the light and dark sides of the moon using a hand-made craft and rocket fuel from Kolob.
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CDC to release Corona Virus app soon!
The CDC is working on a new app called The Coronavirus Updater. Get an hour by hour body count, and the current odds of you contracting the virus!
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Dick and Janey discuss: equal rights for lefties in baseball
Dick and Janey, talk show hosts of Yucky World, will be discussing the Major League Baseball discrimination lawsuit from left-handed players.
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Friends reunion 2020: Just why is friends so popular?
HBO confirmed that there would be a friends reunion 2020 special to be aired on its HBO max streaming service. But why are they still so popular?
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Dick and Janey discuss: Righteous Punishment for the Houston Astros
Dick and Janey, talk show hosts of Yucky World, will be discussing the appropriate punishment for the Houston Astros sign stealing scandal.
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90% of Brits didn’t take Storm Dennis seriously because of the name
Apparently, 90% of Brits were caught unprepared for Storm Dennis because the name Dennis just didn’t seem all that threatening…
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Valentines Day: Retailers shocked by sudden spike in male shoppers
Retailer’s reported a massive spike in the number of male shoppers which started late last night before Valentine’s Day and has continued this morning.
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Academy to only nominate non-Western films for Oscars in diversity bid
It's that time of the year where everyone looks forward to being lectured by the rich and famous at the Oscars 2020. However, despite the Academy claiming that they are woke they have, until this year, consistently voted for American films, apart...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
