Man with suspected coronavirus just has manflu
Jim Smith soon woke with the the corona virus symptoms but it turned out he actually had the more deadly manflu strain of this epidemic!
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Christians watch Superbowl halftime show to “confirm” its depravity
Christians across American tuned in to watch the Superbowl halftime show so they could then denounce its depravity on social media.
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UK Brexit: All maps out of date now Britain left Europe
After more time than the British care to remember, Brexit finally happened and cartographers are not happy.
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Bernie rally interrupted by unicorn
Bernie Sanders was interrupted mid-speech today during a rally attended by tens of supporters when a unicorn suddenly appeared. According to witnesses, Sanders was giving a speech promising all the usual free stuff when a sparkly, multicolored...
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Arkansas sets record for completing census: you’ll never guess why!
The US Census Bureau reported today that they have already completed the census in Arkansas, a mere 2 days after starting the once-in-a-decade head count.
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Military to use viewing impeachment trial as interrogation technique
Viewers of the impeachment trial may be comatose but the military has seen its potential as one of its “enhanced interrogation techniques”…
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QEII Renames Prince Harry an Unpronounceable Symbol
Buckingham Palace announced today that Queen Elizabeth has decided on Prince Harry’s final punishment for his stated desire to abandon the monarchy.
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Real Ricky Gervais found! Doppelganger hosted Golden Globe Awards!
Today, the real Ricky Gervais was found tied and gagged to a radiator in an English country house after an anonymous tip off. The host of the golden globes was not him!
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Duke and Duchess of Sussex to step back from everything except privilege
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex announced on Friday that they would step back from their role senior royals to carve out a “progressive new role”. Details of this progressive role have been revealed to involve keeping their royal titles, their grace...
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Chicago issues health & safety guide
In light of the continuous spate of gun violence, the city of Chicago is releasing their health and safety guide to staying safe (aka how not to get shot).
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
