Alyssa Milano chanting to replace thoughts and prayers
For years “thoughts and prayers” have done little to change the US but thanks to Alyssa Milano all that is about to change due to her special chanting.
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Professor Urges Students to Rupture the Family Unit this Christmas to Spread SJW Message of Tolerance, Love, and Peace on Earth
A prominent Professor of Humanities has urged her students to create mayhem amidst their families during the holiday season to demonstrate tolerance.
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Spanish Christmas greeting Feliz Navidad branded sexist
The Spanish Christmas greeting “Feliz Navidad” has been branded sexist and part of the Patriarchy’s plan to keep women subservient during this season.
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Trump’s orange hue blamed on impeachment
President Trump was impeached yesterday after the after a six hour debate which changed nobody’s mind except that of the viewers to change channels.
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Mall Santa viciously mauled by elves
A mall Santa was viciously mauled by a pack of elves yesterday after they realized he wasn’t the real Santa.
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UK Labour blames election loss on lack of puppies
Last week, the UK Labour party lost the election with its worst performance since 1935. This has been blamed on the lack of puppies.
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Greta Thunberg rebukes White Island Volcano
The White Island volcano eruption in New Zealand has seen Greta Thunberg charter a sailboat to travel there to face down this pollutant.
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Santa calls it quits after contractual disagreement
Santa Claus quit his job today citing breach of contract. He was heard to shout, “I can’t be expected to work under these conditions!” before storming off.
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Homeless Anticipate Yam Season again
Over the coming weeks, food drives will receive their annual glut of canned yams and, reportedly, excitement is building among homeless populations.
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Student self-identifies as illegal immigrant
Freshman political science Major Justine Case announced via Twitter how she self-identifies as an illegal immigrant despite the hostile environment.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
