Democrats Back Women’s Right to Choose up to 90th Trimester
As the Democratic Presidential race hots up, each tries to outbid each other on the limit to abortion to secure more votes.
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EXCLUSIVE: Jeffrey Epstein issues posthumous statement!
In an EXCLUSIVE to the Salty Cee, Jeffrey Epstein admits via a posthumous recorded statement that he did in fact, commit suicide!
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Middle-aged, Out-of-shape Native American Demands NFL Tryout
A Middle-aged, out-of-shape member of the Mi’k-maq Tribe was arrested for protesting without a permit in front of the headquarters of the NFL today.
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Climate Scientists to be given 501c3 Tax exempt status
Greta Thunberg has been elected supreme moral authority of the world and will appoint climate scientists as advisors with 501c3 tax exempt status.
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Introvert’s Worship Experience Completely Derailed by Meet and Greet
An introverted Minnesota woman this past Sunday was unable to return to a place of surrender after an impromto meet and greet during the service.
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Plain Milk to be renamed Caucasian Milk
President Trump issued his most progressive order against racism: plain (white) milk must now be referred to as “Caucasian milk”
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UK Brexit: Queen to pardon Guy Fawkes
The Queen issued a posthumous pardon to Guy Fawkes as he could have stopped this whole Brexit mess before it had even got started.
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Twitter in revival as Kanye’s #JesusIsKing trends
Revival broke out on Twitter last night as Kanye West dropped his new album and #JesusIsKing was trending thus fulfilling Isaiah 9:2
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Bi-Partisan bill pushed through congress to declare Veganism a terrorist group
The political divisions ripping congress apart were briefly put on pause this evening by a House Resolution declaring veganism as a terrorist group.
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UK Brexit: Parliament to cover “Hotel California”
As the UK Brexit faces yet another delay, parliament will record a cover of the Eagles’ “Hotel California” as its Brexit anthem to cheer the populace.
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