Not to be outdone by stimulus check 2, Trump promises literal pennies from heaven!
Trump vetoes the 5,593 page $2.5 trillion COVID bill which includes a $600 stimulus check 2, in favour of his own stimulus program before he leaves office.
read moreBiden announces Gandalf as Physician to the President
President elect Joe Biden has just announced his pick for the post of Physician to the President (also known as The White House Doctor)….
read moreGavin Newsom solves California’s prison overcrowding with this one quick trick!
We at the Cee exclusively reveal Gavin Newsom’s transgender inmates law was a secret plan to solve California’s prison overcrowding…
read more‘Tis the COVID Season: Best Entertainment Bets 2020
Wondering what to do this COVID Christmas? Well have no fear because the Cee is here with the best socially distanced seasonal entertainment.
read moreIn a Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant, Salty Cee Writer Interviews Himself
An exclusive interview with one of our reporters, The Lonely Rogue.Yes, that’s right, we are interviewing ourselves!
read moreCDC recommends wearing capes to protect against asteroids
“We won’t rest until the probability of being killed by an asteroid is zero,” said a CDC spokesperson, “That’s why we’re asking people to wear a cape.”
read moreAnnouncement: The final countdown of the Cee begins…
All good things come to an end, except God (phew!) and the Cee is getting ready to hang up its hat…
read moreMan accused of being trans-careerist
You chose to become a fireman ten years ago when you were 8, to change your career now would lead to risk of psychological trauma…
read morePlanned Parenthood Poultry Promo Pulled!
Planned Parenthood’s Poultry Promo, which gave a free Thanksgiving turkey to every abortion recipient, has been pulled after complaints from PETA.
read moreBlack Friday officially renamed Black Lives Matter Friday
“There’s a natural synergy between the BLM protests and Black Friday as this is the closest many citizens will get to rioting and looting stores!”
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