Turkey’s thanksgiving COVID plot exposed!
“It appears that a number of CDC officials had received payments from turkeys to prevent thanksgiving from taking place,” said an FBI spokesman.
read moreScam Caller gets racially abused – complains to Human Rights Commission – gets $25k payout!
When Joe received a call saying the “main internet server was down” from “Jack”, a man with a thick Indian accent he knew there would be trouble…
read moreDr Fauci dramatic conversion after seeing the UV light!
Dr. Anthony Fauci has had a dramatic conversion about the benefit of Ultraviolet radiation in killing the Covid-19 virus on the road to Damascus!
read moreGirl Scouts create new “cowardice” merit badge
The Girls Scouts of America, announced a new merit badge for “Cowardice” to memorialize the removal of the tweet honoring Justice Amy Coney Barrett.
read more110% of Michigan voters convinced election was fair
“I don’t understand why Trump doesn’t just concede,” says Jim one of the 110% of Michigan voters who supported Biden, “It’s clear he lost fairly, it’s time to move on.”
read moreJoe Biden gains Pentecostal vote after speaking in tongues!
With this US presidential election being a "matter of life or death", every vote counts (and some count even twice) and none more so than the Christian voter block. With Christians are divided over which of Trump and Biden is God's chosen vessel, ...
read moreAmericans shocked to discover third party – before voting the same as last time
Americans all over America were shocked to discover that there wa a third name on the 2020 election ballot. Will it change their vote? Not really.
read moreCalvinist triggered by US presidential election
Calvinists found the Trump and Biden presidential debates a perfect illustration of total depravity, but things changed when they received their ballot.
read moreDodgers ready to keep tradition of blowing it in the MLB playoffs
After their win against the Rays, the Los Angeles Dodgers released a statement to assure their fans they are still planning to blow it in the playoffs.
read moreAlien robot invasion stopped by reCAPTCHA
Disaster was narrowly avoided last night as reCAPTCHA foiled an alien robot attack which sought to subdue our computer systems as prelude to a full scale invasion.
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