How to tell the difference between Fox News and The Babylon Bee
With President Trump tweeting the Babylon Bee thinking it was Fox News, we at the Cee present this handy guide to knowing the difference.
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Christians in mourning as Veggietales Bob and Larry become old and rotten
Millions of Christians who wear weaned on Veggietales are in mourning after the news that Bob and Larry have become old and rotten.
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New study: clown noses prevent the spread of COVID
New sciencey studies undertaken by the CDC have shown clown noses to be the most effective way to fight COVID19 and bring cheer to the world!
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Trump’s blood key to new Coronavirus cure!
After Trump’s miraculous recovery from COVID-19, doctors have found a unique protein in his blood that is key to creating a Coronavirus cure!
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2020 now officially the longest year on record!
The Guinness Book of Records just declared 2020 as the longest year on record since records began, with over 380 days so far.
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Exclusive: winner of the presidential debate revealed!
We at the Cee are excited to bring you this exclusive reveal of the winner of the presidential debate winner. Was it Trump or Biden? Find out here!
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Millennial Sues Mother for Slander
In shocking news, a Seattle Millennial (pronouns he/him) has sued his mother for slander after being offended by something she posted on the internet.
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BLT or BLM? The real discrimination exposed!
BLT or BLM? Hold the tomato! It’s time that red, seed-filled, slimy, yet crisp fruit experience the pain of prejudice the mayo has endured for decades.
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Democrats Add Interpretive Dancers to Joe Biden Campaign
With Joe Biden’s ramblings unable to connect with voters (other than not being Trump), the DNC has added a team of interpretive dancers to translate.
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Harry and Meghan start go fund me to help them overcome their privilege
Harry and Meghan launched their Go Fund Me on ABC’s Time 100 special to help them overcome their privilege and understand the struggles of commoners.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
