Pensacola bridge destroying barge actually magical narwhal!
A Skanska barge tied to the pensacola bridge wants to be a predator, zooming along the ice floes of the Arctic, striking terror in the heart of seals and penguins….
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Balance to the force lost as Jedi Master Ruth Bader Ginsberg dies
Jedi master Ruth Bader Ginsberg has died, leaving an opportunity for Sith Lord’s slip into the Jedi Supreme Court council breaking the balance of the force.
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Netflix Cuties nominated for best picture under Oscars new diversity rules
Despite the backlash, Netflix Cuties has not only met the Oscars new diversity rules but has already been nominated for best picture!
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Starbucks R&D announce 10 new coffees for these uncertain times!
Starbucks R&D has used the COVID shutdown to develop 10 new coffees for these uncertain times. Including Sleepless in Seattle, Karen’s Choice, and Pumpkin Spice 2020.
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NFL 2020 SEASON: COVID measures explained!
Want to know What the NFL 2020 season COVID plan is? We can exclusively reveal all the social distancing, sanitising and other measures here!
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Taco Bell cuts menu to halt Mexican cultural appropriation
Taco Bell cuts menu again to make it a “faster and more seamless restaurant experience” and it even more environmental friendly and cultural sensitive!
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NBA replaces names on Jerseys with social justice causes
The NBA have taken a stand to change the world by its replacing player names with social justice causes and it’s not a blatant cash grab. Honest.
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The Dress from “what color is this dress” demands to be known by its content of character
For too long the debate of “what color is this dress” has failed to actually ask what color the dress itself identifies as.
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Washington Redskins changes name again to be even more sensitive!
The Washington Redskins recently retired the Redskins name and logo after increasing pressure from Native Americans and sponsors who criticized the name as racist. The franchise decided call itself the "Washington Football Team" throughout the...
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Governors Consider Jacket Mandate for Fall Season
With the Summer season coming to a close soon, and Fall just around the corner, several governors across the U.S. are considering issuing jacket mandates for their citizens. Following the success of mask-wearing mandates to protect their residents...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
