The real California blackouts cause revealed!
This week millions of homes in California experienced rotating blackouts as the hot weather led to more demand than the state’s energy system operator, California Independent System Operator (CAISO), could meet. California Governor Gavin Newsom...
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Local Pentecostal church gives congregation social distancing “prayer poles”
One pentecostal pastor has developed an innovative way to navigate the difficulties of social distancing for their “touchy-feely” congregation.
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The free hug movement is back! But now socially distanced.
The Free Hug Movement is back! And just in time to, seeing as 2020 has been a stressful year. What could be better than an anonymous hug from a stranger? For those that don’t remember, the Free Hug movement was started in 2004 by Juan Mann in...
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Beach-goer discovers secret hiding place in his shoes
A tourist just made a discovery that will revolutionize personal security at beaches across the world: people can now swim without worrying about their valuables.
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Major League Baseball Player Injured in BLM Anthem Mishap
An unidentified major league baseball player suffered a serious knee injury while kneeling in protest during the playing of the national anthem.
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Joe Biden chooses Mike Pence for VP in unprecedented move
There had been much speculation over who Joe Biden would choose for vice president, but no-one thought he would ever choose Mike Pence.
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Taylor Swift’s new album drops. Calls to suicide helplines rise.
Taylor Swift has just released her latest album, Folklore, and already calls to the national suicide prevention hotline have rocketed. "Usually it's quite about this time of the year," says Linda, a trained crisis worker, "but suddenly the lines...
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Robin DiAngelo develops new test for white supremacy: ordeal by water
Robin DiAngelo, author of the #1 bestseller “White Fragility” has developed a new test of whether someone is a white supremacist based on whether they drown
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Revealed: “America is the Greatest Country on Earth” myth created by Australians
An FBI leak revealed that Australia concocted the myth that “America is the greatest country on Earth” to stop Americans coming to Australia and ruining it.
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Millennial has coffee cup surgically attached to hand
In this time of uncertainty, one millennial has found a way to survive 2020: they have had a coffee cup surgically attached to their hand.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
