Levi’s Forced To Make Cuts – Will Now Only Sell Jorts
The impact of the COVID-19 pandemic on sales has meant Levi’s has had to make cuts – rather literally – in order to stay viable in this crisis.
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Church youth short-term mission trip to empty CHAZ CHOP hailed a success!
The youth group from "All About Dat Grace" church has hailed its recent short-term mission to the former Capital Hill Organised Protest (CHOP) or Capital Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) a success. Forward-thinking youth Leader JJ has been planning this...
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Babylon Bee prays: God smites unauthorised @thebabylonbee Parler account!
Yes it’s true! Prayer from a righteous man availeth much. And who is more righteous than the Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon?
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Star Wars actors apologise for playing racist Darth Vader
Darth Vader actors have joined the stream of Hollywood celebrities apologising for their sexist/racist/whateverist acting roles.
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Country music group, Florida Georgia Line to now be known as Central Michigan
Following Lady Antebellum and the Dixie Chicks, Florida Georgia Line also announced that they will also change their name…
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Michigan State University to drop “Sparty” after statue protest
Mitchigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer ordered Michigan State University (MSU) to no longer use Spartans for its nickname and Sparty as its mascot.
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Police investigate after Salty Cee editor sells 1000 Christian “comedy” books
Police are investigating after John Spencer, the editor of the Salty Cee, claimed to have sold more than 1,000 of his so called Christian “comedy” books.
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‘violent protest’ disappointing result after ‘mostly peaceful’ protest
A recent “violent” pro-statue demonstration in the UK achieved a disappointing outcome compared to the damage caused by the “largely peaceful” BLM protests.
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Minneapolis defund police: reported crime drops to zero!
Minneapolis city council voted to defund the police in light and Council President Lisa Bender reveals that reported crime has dropped to zero!
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This Mostly Peaceful Day in History
With the mostly peaceful George Floyd riots around the world, we take a moment to appreciate other underrated mostly peaceful actions throughout history:
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
