President Trump Space Force to be established
Inspired by Star Wars, Star Trek, and Battlestar Galactica, the new Space Force would conduct warfare. in space.
“This will be HUGE for the United States,” Trump said. “Believe me: those intergalactic battles – the lightsabers, the death rays – will be incredible.
The Trump Space Force will have as its motto ‘To Infinity and Beyond!'”
Yet to be confirmed, but all the personnel in the new military branch would be called “cadets.” Rank of each cadet would be established by number. The higher the number, the higher the rank.
The President, however, would not receive a numeric ranking, but would simple be referred to as the “Space Cadet in Chief.”
Reporter: Dr Parson Peeves