SCOTUS Pick: Rock-Paper-Scissors to decide
The Democrats claimed that any nominee that wasn’t a Democrat would lead to a bias as democracy is all about Democrats having complete control of the system, as their party has more letters in common with the word Democracy than Republicans in a clear win of 7 letters to 4.
Therefore the Democrats vowed to oppose any pick President Trump made.
In a surprise move Trump nominated a Democrat only to have the opposition reject her. By the time they realised how they were tricked, it was too late.
In the end Nancy Pelosi vowed the only fair way to settle this was by rock-paper-scissors.
However, when the Republicans won 2 games to 1, the Democrats said it was best of 5.
Last we heard they are currently up to best of 489.
Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible