Thanksgiving carnage: ANTIFA faceoff White Meat Supremacists

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At the Williams household, what started as a usual thanksgiving banter around the table about whether white or dark meat is better soon descended into chaos:

“I was educating my children on how white meat is clearly superior to dark meat when there was a crash at the door,” Bob took a breath before continuing, “in burst three masked members of ANTIFA shouting abuse about how I was a fascist and a white meat supremacist.”

“My wife and kids started screaming as they proceeded to smash up the place, by the time the police came they had fled the scene leaving me with 5 fractured ribs and the strewn remnants of our turkey and household furniture.”

“And the pumpkin pie,” added Bob’s wife, Sue.

“Yes, what kind of people attack pumpkin pie?” Bob asked.

Similar reports have been received from households all across the country.

Some families have had their turkey breasts destroyed, others report white meat sprayed with graffiti or even set on fire.

One thing in common to all the attacks was the removal and destruction of the turkey’s right wing.

But for the Williams family the greatest tragedy was that the green bean casserole was not destroyed:

“One has to ask what this group is really demonstrating against when they overlook something like this….?”

Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible from a tweet by Church Curmudgeon

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