Trump Not Racist, Prefers Polo
Since his inauguration, President Trump has repeatedly denied being a racist. Up until now, the press had been unwilling to push harder on this issue for fear of a career-ending backlash on Twitter.
Salty Cee reporter, Furious Christian, secured an interview about this very issue since he has little credibility to lose:
Furious: Mr. President, many allegations have been made against you that you don’t care about people and some have flat-out said that you are racist. Can you provide some examples that demonstrate your claimed lack of racism?
President Trump: Look. Believe me, I’ve heard all the fake news about me. People call me a loser and a liar and a racist. They’re idiots. Don’t know anything.
Furious: Mr. President, can you give specific examples of inclusive behavior and decisions that would stop the racism narrative?
President Trump: Listen to my words. I’ve never been to a single race. Not once ever. Never. Only hillbillies and losers are racist. I’ve never seen a NASCAR race, a drag race, or a horse race. I do like horses though. Polo is a good game. I’ve got lots of rich white friends who play polo.
I guess if people want to call me a
Furious: Mr. President, I don’t think you…
Secret Service: No further questions…
I think that clears things up perfectly.
Reporter: Furious Christian