Undead rise before Halloween for early voting
As the tension before the US midterm elections heats up no stone is being left unturned in the search for voters. Even if that stone is a headstone.
As it becomes clear just how much is at stake, the number of people that could be co-opted into voting for one’s preferred party has been dwindling rapidly – first it was non-citizens, then illegal immigrants, tourists, and even cattle. It was only a matter of time before previous generations were called up to “do their part.”
And so the zombie voter registration drive begins.
“It’s important that we
However, some Democrats worry that the loss of their mental faculties in the zombie form of the individual may cause them to vote Republican. Others have
But the question remains, what party will they vote for? Will they stay loyal to their previous life’s party or will they be swayed by short-term offers of brains?
We’ll keep you updated.