Willie Brown part of screening process for presidential candidates
Willie Brown released a humble brag op-ed San Francisco Chronicle this week claiming that he was responsible for the success of Democrat presidential candidate front-runner Kamala Harris.
“Yes, I may have influenced her career by appointing her to two state commissions when I was Assembly speaker,” stated the former mayor, “And I certainly helped with her first race for district attorney in San Francisco.”
However, Willie Brown added, “I have also helped the careers of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Gov Gavin Newsom, Sen Dianne Feinstein and a host of other politicians.”
Further investigation by the Cee has revealed that all the Democrat 2020 presidential candidates all dated Brown at some point in the past.
We pressed the DNC on whether this was coincidence or not. After plying them with doughnuts they admitted, “Look Willie Brown is a handsome man – so those who date him clearly have good taste, even if there is a 30 year difference in the case of Kamala Harris. So we made this part of our extensive screening process for prospective presidential candidates.”
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Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible