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UK Brexit: All maps out of date now Britain left Europe
After more time than the British care to remember, Brexit finally happened and cartographers are not happy.
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Bernie rally interrupted by unicorn
Bernie Sanders was interrupted mid-speech today during a rally attended by tens of supporters when a unicorn suddenly appeared. According to witnesses, Sanders was giving a speech promising all the usual free stuff when a sparkly, multicolored...
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Worship leader passes out on bridge
Worship leader and guitarist Jamie ‘Jed’ Delacruz passed out on stage whilst singing the bridge of the lit worship song “What a beautiful name”:
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Sioux Natives transformed by 2 week mission trip to them
The Sioux Native American tribe’s lives were impacted by the youth who mostly stayed in their own tents on their phones during their 2 week mission trip.
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Arkansas sets record for completing census: you’ll never guess why!
The US Census Bureau reported today that they have already completed the census in Arkansas, a mere 2 days after starting the once-in-a-decade head count.
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Military to use viewing impeachment trial as interrogation technique
Viewers of the impeachment trial may be comatose but the military has seen its potential as one of its “enhanced interrogation techniques”…
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Poor person inspired by pastor’s luxury vacation sermon
Dear Pastor Goldleaf, I felt particularly inspired by your sermon this past Sunday and felt compelled to write you about it. I have been meaning to speak with you instead of corresponding via e-mail but, as busy as we are all these days, e-mail...
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QEII Renames Prince Harry an Unpronounceable Symbol
Buckingham Palace announced today that Queen Elizabeth has decided on Prince Harry’s final punishment for his stated desire to abandon the monarchy.
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Vegan Catholic refuses to eat the body of Christ during communion
“How can the Catholic church claim to be stewarding creation if they still cling to meat-eating during communion?” says Aloe Vera a devout vegan Catholic.
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New Evidence Suggests Israel Led into Battle by Handbell Choir
A single white, fuzzy glove preserved in tar on the plains of Moab suggests the Israelite armies were led into battle by a small handbell choir..
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