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The technology behind ultrasounds has taken a massive leap forward with the all new 5D ultrasound which can even show whether Jesus lives in your heart.read more
5-year-old Barnett Fife was taken in to custody for Impersonating a police officer as he was trick-or-treating last October…read more
The rapture happened but sadly those left behind are unable to play the VHS tape prepared by Tim F LaHaye and Jerry B Jenkins for just such an occasion.read more
For too long congregations have struggled with trying to maintain shallow conversation with the welcome team. For too long congregations have struggled with how to answer “How are you?” or when responding to prayer requests. For too long honesty...read more
The new church denomination has compromised on all of its doctrines in order to get more likes on Facebook.read more
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