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World Emoji Day: Lifeway launches Christian emoji app
This World Emoji Day, Lifeway launch their new texting app which replaces all of the “unacceptable” emojis with Christian emojis that you can use in church.
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Chick-Fil-A to add new #blessed drive through selfie booth
Have used the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru and felt the need to stop and take a photo of your chicken sandwich? Now you can with the new #blessed lanes!
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Conclusive proof that Ephesians written during St Paul’s lockdown discovered!
When was Ephesians written? It took the Coronavirus lockdown to finally see what was right in front of scholars eyes all these years…
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Revealed: “America is the Greatest Country on Earth” myth created by Australians
An FBI leak revealed that Australia concocted the myth that “America is the greatest country on Earth” to stop Americans coming to Australia and ruining it.
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Churches end racism by hiring only Klingons
In an effort to combat racism, all three churches in the great US town of Peever have hired only members of the Klingons a minority species in the universe.
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Millennial has coffee cup surgically attached to hand
In this time of uncertainty, one millennial has found a way to survive 2020: they have had a coffee cup surgically attached to their hand.
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Levi’s Forced To Make Cuts – Will Now Only Sell Jorts
The impact of the COVID-19 pandemic on sales has meant Levi’s has had to make cuts – rather literally – in order to stay viable in this crisis.
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Bratty toddlers miss rapture
Narrow is the baby gate, and few that enter it. Do babies go to heaven, especially bratty ones? We at the Cee investigate the answer.
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Church youth short-term mission trip to empty CHAZ CHOP hailed a success!
The youth group from "All About Dat Grace" church has hailed its recent short-term mission to the former Capital Hill Organised Protest (CHOP) or Capital Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) a success. Forward-thinking youth Leader JJ has been planning this...
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Babylon Bee prays: God smites unauthorised @thebabylonbee Parler account!
Yes it’s true! Prayer from a righteous man availeth much. And who is more righteous than the Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon?
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