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N95 face mask arrested for hate crime!
In a shocking development in the COVID-19 pandemic, a N-95 face mask has been arrested in New York City for perpetrating hate crimes.
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‘Boundaries With God’ tops new book releases
Henry Cloud and John Townsend latest release “Boundaries with God” is the new #1 bestseller.
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Democrat enthusiasm skyrockets after Joe Biden completes coherent sentence
Democrat presidential nominee Joe Biden commanded a boost in support by speaking a coherent, intelligible, full-length sentence.
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Big Foot spotted on Mother’s Day!
Local residents of Monkey’s Eyebrow, Kentucky (it’s a real town, honest!) reported seeing a creature that looked like Big Foot walking down their streets.
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Man Showers 4 Days In A Row During Quarantine – Contacted By Nobel Committee
“I knew that showering four days in a row in these conditions was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done, but a Nobel prize?”
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Think 2020 couldn’t get worse? Stephenie Meyers announces new Twilight book.
It’s true, author Stephenie Meyers announced she was going to finally release Midnight Sun, the next book in the Twilight saga in 2020. What could be worse?
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CEO shocks customers with honest COVID-19 email
With all the emails from CEOs telling you how their company is responding to the COVID-19 crisis, one CEO decided to tell the truth with shocking results.
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America relieved to hear non-Coronavirus news being reported
For too long news has been dominated by the Coronavirus. So Americans were delighted when something other than the Coronavirus was reported.
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Study Reveals Cannibals Prefer Protestants
A comprehensive meta-study of cannibal feasts featuring Christian missionaries as the main course definitively shows that “Cannibals prefer Protestants.”
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Governor Cuomo goes kosher!
In a surprise move New York, Governor Cuomo has signed part of the ancient Hebrew code into law which mandates New Yorkers to wear masks in public.
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