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Archeologists at Northworst Seminary have uncovered evidence that fireworks were part of the Feeding of 5000.read more
Intercepted Illuminati letter reveals plans for American domination.read more
Goldfish crackers have become THE definitive snack of Vacation Bible Schools across America. So much so that the stockmarket panicked when they finished.read more
Ross and Katie Martin work on opposite ends of their metropolitan area. As they both drove home from work yesterday, they maximized their time and productivity by texting one another about their worries over their upcoming family vacation in the...read more
Have you had to sit through a staff meeting that could’ve been replaced by a simple email? We at “Cee Your In Court” solicitors will fight for you!read more
Redneck Randy Wilson’s mama is quoted as being “happier than a pig in slop that all those summers of VBS finally paid off.”read more
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