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Communion of saints sue church for discrimination
Today, November 1st, the communion of Saints has issued legal proceedings against the Protestant church for discrimination.
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Ultimate halloween evangelism techniques…honest!
As any faithful Christian knows, holidays can be used to evangelize and none more so than Halloween. We give you 3 tried and tested Halloween evangelism techniques!
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Church plans non-Halloween party on Halloween
A church is throwing a non-Halloween party on Halloween, with Halloween like activities but obviously they’re not really celebrating Halloween.
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Gary Chapman Trapped in Love Languages Book Idea Fugue State
Dr Gary Chapman has been unable to utter any words other than potential book titles for his wildly successful series, “The 5 Love Languages.”
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Twitter theological arguments: pre-booking now essential
With the 1000% increase in the number of Twitter theological arguments raging, Twitter has unveiled a new feature to ensure arguments get heard.
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Organist struggles to play Kanye’s new songs
Gladys, 93, the church organist at First Baptist, Granville has been practising playing Selah, one of the tracks from Kanye’s Jesus is King album.
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Twitter in revival as Kanye’s #JesusIsKing trends
Revival broke out on Twitter last night as Kanye West dropped his new album and #JesusIsKing was trending thus fulfilling Isaiah 9:2
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Bi-Partisan bill pushed through congress to declare Veganism a terrorist group
The political divisions ripping congress apart were briefly put on pause this evening by a House Resolution declaring veganism as a terrorist group.
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Church puppets stage coup
A group of Children’s Church hand puppets have recently staged a coup at Hopeful Community Church after year’s of abuse under the Children’s Pastor.
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American Christians venerate US flag to Saint status
Christians of all stripes (no pun intended) in America celebrated as Evangelical leaders unanimously voted to venerate the US flag to Sainthood.
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