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Little drummer boy thrown out of stable after Christmas solo
“I just don’t get it,” says an exasperated Baz, “I’d only just started getting to the good part of my 20 minute drum solo when they ordered me out.”
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Not to be outdone by stimulus check 2, Trump promises literal pennies from heaven!
Trump vetoes the 5,593 page $2.5 trillion COVID bill which includes a $600 stimulus check 2, in favour of his own stimulus program before he leaves office.
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What should I get my pastor for Christmas?
Don’t know what to get your pastor at Christmas? Let us at the Salty Cee help you out – I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?
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Millennial worship band sets new volume record for Silent Night
A millennial worship band from the Real Agape Warehouse church set a new world record for the loudest rendition of the Christmas Carol Silent Night ever!
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Hipsters Can’t Compete with Mormon Style
“It’s hard to compete with the Mormon’s on-point, top-of-mind branding,” relates lead hipster pastor/sk8ter boi emeritus Thad Wilkins of Rock Life Center.
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Biden announces Gandalf as Physician to the President
President elect Joe Biden has just announced his pick for the post of Physician to the President (also known as The White House Doctor)….
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Gavin Newsom solves California’s prison overcrowding with this one quick trick!
We at the Cee exclusively reveal Gavin Newsom’s transgender inmates law was a secret plan to solve California’s prison overcrowding…
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KFC “A recipe for seduction” Film to be broadcast in Churches globally
We at the Cee give you 7 reasons why your church should show “A Recipe for Seduction”, a lifetime kfc mini-movie instead of having a sermon.
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Pope canonizes teen as Patron Saint of Pwning Noobs
Following two confirmed video game miracles, Pope Francis announced Billy Prilli will be canonized as the patron saint of pwning noobs.
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‘Tis the COVID Season: Best Entertainment Bets 2020
Wondering what to do this COVID Christmas? Well have no fear because the Cee is here with the best socially distanced seasonal entertainment.
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