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Archeologists Uncover Pyrotechnics at the Feeding of the 5000
Archeologists at Northworst Seminary have uncovered evidence that fireworks were part of the Feeding of 5000.
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Americans Scheduled to Forget About Independence Day
Intercepted Illuminati letter reveals plans for American domination.
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Goldfish crackers shares plummet after VBS finishes
Goldfish crackers have become THE definitive snack of Vacation Bible Schools across America. So much so that the stockmarket panicked when they finished.
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Pastor gives real reason for Europe heatwave 2019
The Europe heatwave 2019 continues to wreak havoc from France to Italy. But the real question is why? And don’t say it’s climate!
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Dominican Republic deaths: Family texts while driving about dangers
Ross and Katie Martin work on opposite ends of their metropolitan area. As they both drove home from work yesterday, they maximized their time and productivity by texting one another about their worries over their upcoming family vacation in the...
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2020 democratic candidates tax return shock
Half of the 2020 democratic candidates have publicly released their tax returns but one of them shows they aren’t serious about their policies…
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Church of the Spitting Saints causes controversy
The Church of the Spitting Saints controversial approach to healing is causing upset. “Jesus used saliva and so should we,” says Pastor Phil Lem.
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Mentally scarred by meetings? You may be entitled to compensation
Have you had to sit through a staff meeting that could’ve been replaced by a simple email? We at “Cee Your In Court” solicitors will fight for you!
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Redneck Shoots Bottle Rocket Out of Butt For The Lord
Redneck Randy Wilson’s mama is quoted as being “happier than a pig in slop that all those summers of VBS finally paid off.”
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Man on sofa says more should be done
“I can’t believe that the government doesn’t do more!” vents Bob Simmons from his sofa as he watches the news, “I mean look at all those homeless people!”
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