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In Matthew19:24 Jesus shocks his disciples by saying "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God." This has led numerous people (coincidentally, all rich) try to get around...read more
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The unwritten Twitter rules have now been made even more stringent according to guest news journalist @FakeGeorgeStephanopoulosread more
Last Sunday, a room of bewildered 20-somethings tried to make sense of Pastor Randall Jones’ matrix illustrations as he attempted a “Neo-esque” back bend.read more
Christians breathed a collective sigh of relief as church greeting time is transformed as churches take precautions to prevent the spread of coronavirus.read more
If my husband really loved me, he’d give me a deep tissue neck massage like the guy sitting three pews in front of us is giving to his wiferead more
Controversial author Rob Bell’s latest book sets a record, but surprisingly not got being the most liberal book ever.read more
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