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With Joe Biden’s ramblings unable to connect with voters (other than not being Trump), the DNC has added a team of interpretive dancers to translate.read more
A recent survey of Christians by the Institute of Research revealed that a staggering 9 out of 10 of them only love Jesus’ head.read more
Harry and Meghan launched their Go Fund Me on ABC’s Time 100 special to help them overcome their privilege and understand the struggles of commoners.read more
A Skanska barge tied to the pensacola bridge wants to be a predator, zooming along the ice floes of the Arctic, striking terror in the heart of seals and penguins….read more
Jedi master Ruth Bader Ginsberg has died, leaving an opportunity for Sith Lord’s slip into the Jedi Supreme Court council breaking the balance of the force.read more
In an act of unity, the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox and Protestant churches declared the footprints in the sand poem as divinely inspired.read more
Despite the backlash, Netflix Cuties has not only met the Oscars new diversity rules but has already been nominated for best picture!read more
Starbucks R&D has used the COVID shutdown to develop 10 new coffees for these uncertain times. Including Sleepless in Seattle, Karen’s Choice, and Pumpkin Spice 2020.read more
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