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Celebrity Courageously Voices Leftist Opinion
At the recent Grammys, singer Jennifer Aiden shocked fans by finishing her acceptance speech with a progressive rant about a particular issue.
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New 5D ultrasound shows if Jesus lives in your heart
The technology behind ultrasounds has taken a massive leap forward with the all new 5D ultrasound which can even show whether Jesus lives in your heart.
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Snopes fact-checking site on Snopes launched
A new fact checking website, Dopes.com, has emerged in order to effectively fight fake news on the fact checking website Snopes.
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Pope stuck in lift: experiences purgatory
Pope stuck in lift: experiences purgatory for 25 minutes before freed by the prayers of the righteous.
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5-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Impersonating a Police Officer
5-year-old Barnett Fife was taken in to custody for Impersonating a police officer as he was trick-or-treating last October…
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Rapture occurs: left behind can’t play VHS tapes to find out why
The rapture happened but sadly those left behind are unable to play the VHS tape prepared by Tim F LaHaye and Jerry B Jenkins for just such an occasion.
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Disney trumps Trump to buy Greenland
Disney recently purchased Greenland on ebay at the bargain price of $150bn. President Trump placed a bid on Tuesday but Disney fast-tracked the purchase by clicking the “buy now” button. Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen of Denmark expressed his...
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Acting lessons to help congregations pretend
For too long congregations have struggled with trying to maintain shallow conversation with the welcome team. For too long congregations have struggled with how to answer “How are you?” or when responding to prayer requests. For too long honesty...
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Bass player shocks congregation with solo
What started as a normal time of worship soon plunged into chaos after the bass player, Nameless Long-hair, broke into a 5 minute solo.
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Church compromises all doctrines in order to get more likes on Facebook
The new church denomination has compromised on all of its doctrines in order to get more likes on Facebook.
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